Tenser's Herniated Disc

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Him/He/Man. Probably close to your dad's age.

Full Stack Dev, Always the DM, Guitarist, Writer, Podcaster
Lots of dick jokes. I mean, a lot. Why is it so much fun to talk about dicks?

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Make a band bready: Modern English Muffin

make a band bready The Mountain Groats

Make a band bready: Lou Bagel

Make a band bready: Counting Croissants

House of the Dragon / Stardew Valley?!

Star Trek: Enterprise / Root ...huh. XD

I don't want to be in your Starter Pack... I want to be in your Closer Pack. Just put me in play when you need to end the game.

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They're putting your ass in a starter pack over on bluesky.

Yopp. Stop. Shut it down Close your laptop.

Coming up with pitch use cases for the execs when the real use case is more like: "These people are smart, funny AND show their bits!"

@emilyliu.me explaining some usecases for starter packs

Hudson Hawk Tuah

I'm just a simple cishet white man, so can someone please start a podcast about Bluesky drama so I can keep up? Dani Carlin's Hardcore Discourse or something. Please?

If I didn't already know her name was K'Ehleyr and that she's the best fucking character in all of goddamn Star Trek, I would assume this is the name of Worf's girlfriend.

Ah, yes. The third gender.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL7n...

happy summer solstice! my gender today is: The Three In One. the triple goddess. the maiden, mother, and crone. the badie, the bitch, and the bruja. merry Litha, friends. 🥂

The Sword - Maiden, Mother & Crone [OFFICIAL VIDEO]www.youtube.com New video from The Sword's Gods of the Earth Album. Directed by Artificial Army.

Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn’t a huge hit let’s get to know each other a bit more 👀 📽️

Quote skeet with one of your fav films that isn’t a huge hit let’s get to know each other a bit more 👀

I hear Boomers talk about how vulgar the younger generations now, and how they would never say the types of things that we say. Newsflash, Clyde. WE didn't go around putting gerbils up Richard Gere's ass, or filling up Rod Stewart with SO MUCH JIZZ HE HAD TO GET HIS STOMACH PUMPED!

carry on my wayward cunt

This post just inspired me to do NanNoWriMo this year and write a book where Homelander and Rorschach have a ton of sex every week at Fight Club.

Libs watching Star Wars Acolyte thinking Disney was gonna do positive gay representation for once, somehow not realizing Disney queers are always evil 🤝 Conservatives watching the Boys, somehow not realizing it was satirizing rightwingers until positive mlm representation in season 4.

Lt. Commander Data over here just stole my command codes and locked me out of the bridge!

Candy cane lollipop nerd stick dust payday nutty nuts butterscotch butts

One of the things that I enjoy from only logging in once every week or two: I miss a lot of drama and then check my following/followers (it's low and easy) and see how many are "Invalid Handle" now.

If it's not Mass Effect where Liara has a penis, I'm not watching it.

Wrong guesses only

is a man not entitled to the cum of his dumpster

The Cicada Agenda

Rare parasitic cicada fungus confirmed in Missouri, turns the insects into hypersexual 'zombies'www.ksdk.com The bugs are infected by Massospora cicadina, a fungal pathogen that affects only periodical cicadas. Here's how it turns them into hypersexual zombies.

Personally, I wouldn't trust anyone that looks like me (I'm not a cat) saying they are a wifeguy, feminist, or an ally. *You* don't get to decide that, broseph.

I'd drink Stormy Daniels' bathwater. "So you think what they did to Trump is a GOOD thing?" Who? "Donald Trump." I don't keep up with football. Is he the guy dating Taylor Swift? "He was President of the United States!" Mmm, I don't know, I think it'd be news if we elected a football player POTUS.

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“Regardless of your political opinions, a former president being indicted is a very sad day for our country…” Let me stop you there, nerd. It is a very FUN and GREAT day for our country and we deserve more of this stuff. It’s rare but WONDERFUL when powerful people get held to account, for once.

what is the dick if not a hard pussy

Trump should still be on the ballot but his votes should go to Stormy Daniels.

I'll fight over this. The ending they gave Pike in TOS was a boring sci-fi trope *then.* All the characters in SNW that also appeared in TOS deserve better.

As a long time Trek fan, Strange New Worlds has been peak Trek. So you've already seen the best. If I honestly don't factor in nostalgia for my youth, it's the best series and should be the new main timeline and not be beholden to any other previous canon.

Jerry: "What's going on in there, Kramer?" Kramer: "We're cucking, Jerry!" Jerry: "You're a beta?" Kramer: "Oh, I'm an alpha!" Jerry: "How can you be an alpha if you're getting cucked?" Kramer: "I act like I *don't* like. But I love it, Jerry! I love it!" Jerry: "But-" Kramer: "MIND GAMES!"

sounds kinda gay ngl

Jerry Seinfeld Calls For Return Of Dominant Masculinity, 'I Like Real Men'www.tmz.com Jerry Seinfeld's calling for the grand return of dominant masculinity -- even though, he ironically acknowledges he's not exactly the poster boy for that trait himself.

Just because I was curious. That's all. What?!

ladies,,,

Still haven't landed a new full time gig yet as a Full Stack developer. So I'm now willing to freelance as a Voiceover artist who can only do a bad impression of Darrell Hammond's impression of Sean Connery.