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UBF riccardo

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Refugee from Birdland. Betting, cricket, lefty politics, rugby, Everton... cba with multiple accounts, so you have to put up with all of those.
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So three chinooks have just flown over from the direction of Chequers. May as well get the RAF to do your removals, heliboy?
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Lib Dem election leaflet: "...and the Conservative mismanagement of the country over the last 9 years." 9? Where were you for the other 5? Oh yes. You were in coalition with them, imposing austerity, choking the economy, and preparing the ground for Brexit. You can't airbrush that away.
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@checarina.bsky.social Shaheen doing Shaheen things in your country right now...
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Wipeout Watch update: you can now get *better than even money* on the proposition "The Conservatives get 100 or more seats" 🙃
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Well, look at that wipeout market go... This shows the Tories only a smidge over 80% likely to have the most seats *excluding Labour*.
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There was a wasp buzzing around in this window a minute ago. The floofball just ate it.
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I have a joke about Benoit Mandelbrot. If you look closely at the edge of that, there's a joke about Benoit Mandelbrot. If you look closely at the edge of that, there's a joke about Benoit Mandelbrot. If you look closely at the edge of that, there's a joke about Benoit Mandelbrot...
I have a joke about ouroboros and it goes like this: I have a joke about ouroboros and it goes like this: I have a joke about ouroboros and it goes like this: I have a joke about ouroboros and it goes like this: I have a joke about ouroboros and it goes like this: I have a joke about ouroboros and i
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No, that's peristalsis. Parasocial is the French word for "umbrella".
No, that's pareidolia. Parasocial is a sequence of muscle contractions that moves food through the digestive tract.
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14:20 - decided (correctly) that I would be fine popping out for 30 mins without a coat or jumper. 16:20 - gosh that's a lot of hail...
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There's a ghost in the machine...
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They *never* break when you're about to scramble them anyway.
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@jacquep.bsky.social Did you see this? (The statement, not my skeet!)
David McDonnell - Post Office Horizon IT Inquiry www.postofficehorizoninquiry.org.uk/sites/defaul... I cannot believe that a 6 week delay to a major IT project, to fix a significant problem, could not be countenanced on operational grounds. It seems likely thata financial incentive was involved.
www.postofficehorizoninquiry.org.uk
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Very amusing at the other place... (I should note that Winter is a real person, only Autumn is a pornbot.)
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Goshdarnit, I'll just have to downscale my exprectations...
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It's a pity that @newsorfallsong has not made it here yet.
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One (1) small "easy peeler". Nineteen (19) pips!
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So, I see that Xitter has moved away from random likes from pornbots, towards its key demographic of multi-user replying cryptoscammers.
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Ah well. A few days in, and my maiden block of someone I'd never heard of arrives...
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@leefreshprince.bsky.social Sorry to burst your bubble...
I saw Whi IsTilly supporting The Fall at Dingwalls in 2004...
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@howliet.bsky.social Hi Misha. Random Q but are you doing any cs50 courses at the moment?
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Hello everyone. It's looking like the end times at the ither place... so here I am. Thanks to @tomrobinson.com for the invite code.
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