Gabby The Meat Skeleton

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Comedy writer & Author. Got a comedy that needs writing? My agents are JFL! Wanna read/hear a comedy? Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy!

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For the love of god, the Government, do not invite Walliams for a meeting

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Also Enid Blyton

Since the government's started meeting up with successful childrens authors to discuss minorities that they hate, I think we should all at least be grateful that Roald Dahl is dead.

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New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

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Rob (my dad) on the computer with a pink tree

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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. Wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. And a six-four Impala Magic Genie: I said three

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time to dust this one off. amen.

Vance is, you guessed it, an adult Catholic convert

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Pretty funny that just because your son went on to be famous, people hundreds of years into the future know you got fined for leaving a pile of shit outside your house one time

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Thinking about when Jo Cox was assassinated whilst campaigning against Brexit 2 days before the vote and it had no impact on the outcome of the vote, turns out political violence doesn’t persuade or dissuade people to change their vote

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X2 is definitely one of the better of the X-Men movies, although the relative lack of humour and complete lack of pop culture references do look a little creaky now. Alan Cumming is absolutely fantastic as Nightcrawler though. Shame he never returned. timworthington.org/2022/08/05/i...

It’s Good, Except It Sucks: X-Men: X2 With Gabby Hutchinson Crouchtimworthington.org Gabby Hutchinson Crouch joins Tim Worthington for a chat about a huge big academy of superpowered teenagers running away from the military instead of actually bothering to use their powers in X-Men: X...

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Honestly I don't know how true this is of other places, but in the UK it cannot be overstated how much the rise of Transphobia as an issue of extreme salience to politicians has been caused purely by five or six incredibly obsessive journalists who won't stop writing about it.

I'm not even sure how much of it is her being a potential donor, from looking at past tweets from Wes, it's another example of the contagion that is rapid onset transphobia that happens when you're friends with a bunch of transphobes

Farage 3 weeks ago: I'm boycotting the BBC, I will never be back, not ever Farage, the second his breaking alert goes off that his poster boy got shot at: ON MY WAY LAURA K, NIGE'S GOT TO MAKE THIS ABOUT HIM

Watched That Bit at the end of E7 of Shogun and we both yelped in shock and startled the cat

I am playing Scarlet Hollow AGAIN, making different choices and with different traits (although I cannot now NOT choose 'talks to animals' as one of them - how am I supposed to go through this game meeting Gretchen & Dustin and NOT speak to them??)

Scuse the Once Upon A Midnight Weary Posting, but I've been out all day. Today (yesterday? Technically??) was book launch day. I have walked around a LOT of London bookshops.

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The new novel by @scriblit.bsky.social is out today! A queer romance in an alternative Elizabethan London populated by supernatural beings, it's got strong shades of Pratchett, Blackadder and Horrible Histories and is very funny!

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Let’s reframe taxes as a monthly subscription service to public utilities so that tech bros will get behind the idea.

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any woman who has "slept her way to the top" actually worked in a situation where men withhold career progress until they recieve sexual favors

Roses are red Reptiles are wowsers

Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers

Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trouserswww.theguardian.com Traveller stopped by customs as he sought to slip out of Hong Kong into the border city of Shenzhen

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Only a day to go til Cursed Under London is out! Did you know that both lads have Divine Comedy songs as my theme for them? This one's Lazare's. youtu.be/dA_w7eBHtpw?...

The Best Mistakesyoutu.be Provided to YouTube by PIAS The Best Mistakes · The Divine Comedy Charmed Life - The Best Of The Divine Comedy ℗ Divine Comedy Records Ltd Released on: 2022-02-04 Composer: Neil Hannon Auto-generated by YouTube.

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Hey hey #PortfolioDay I’m André - a visual artist and creative director reimagining Marge Simpson as a sword-wielding assassin cutting a blood soaked path of vengeance through the streets of Springjuku

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We have bin technologies that would shatter the mind of the average American

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I get that it was a surprise result, but it's very funny to me that UK papers are explaining who the left wing group is in France only after the election. Sums up UK media's seemingly endless coverage of right wing parties.

Already been crimed this morning before 9am*. STARMERRRRRRR!!!! *H&R on the school run but as I found a place to pull in I saw police cars already there, turns out he'd been driving away from them & they already had the silly arse's details

@sararoseg.bsky.social add me to that letter you twote about my lovely (and watch out , the phobes are being absolutely frantic about it over there. Just commented to a friend about how silly they're being and had a bunch of them screeching at me in the replies.)

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uhh, this is a bindega and they only have them in new york

THE YANKS HAVE DISCOVERED WHEELIE BINS. This is not a drill x.com/NYCMayor/sta...

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i just commented this elsewhere but this is also victim-blaming behavior and you should rethink before implying that you are too smart to be fooled or abused. take a long hard think about what are you really saying

I see we've reached the "famous artist credibly accused of sexual assault wasn't actually a great artist and you're a chump for liking him" phase. Consider that pretending terrible people can't make great art helps terrible people who make great art whedon their way into vulnerable communities.

I really love this stuff but my favourite thing about it is how disappointed in me the woman on the label looks