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Give a squirrel a piece of bacon and it will feast for a day. Teach a squirrel that people taste more or less like bacon and the age of man draws to a close.
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Squirrels
“WE KNOW ABOUT BACON NOW”
That got you a follow. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So let me get this right. Staff are attacking pedestrians because squirrels are being fed the staffs bacon?
I read it that way too.
Also, you have way too much bacon on your hands if you are sharing it with squirrels.
Just wait till they start throwing eggs and hash browns!
(To the sign) FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
bsky.app/profile/uncl... “Great, now I have to pee.”
This could have been *such* a different album:
Squirrels to the left of me, orcas to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle confused.
That confusion: might want to get checked for brain worms.
I have heard... Tales. About the squirrels near the Capitol Mall in DC.
They didn't even require bacon. They'd swarm you for potato chips!
Some call squirrels ‘street orcas’
That’s cruel - cutting off their bacon supply after you’ve gotten them hooked.
They’re learning from the orcas.
“You fucked with squirrels! Never fuck with squirrels!”
Have they established ties with the orcas yet?
Once they get a taste for meat it's all over for us.
They have one - my pet red squirrels ate chicken and rabbit meat when I gave it to them.
They are omnivores in nature and hunt birds and eat eggs.
Because they think humans taste like bacon? I mean, it's possible.
** gives more bacon to said squirrels and walks away **
I like how in the sign the word NOT is underlined and bolded just in case there was any confusion about whether management was encouraging or discouraging staff to feed the squirrels bacon.
And was it the whole staff or just that one weird guy who they don't want to embarrass by singling him out?
Can't get regular pig, will settle for long pig.
Taking notes from the orcas.
Well, well - it must be true. I had heard that human meat tasted like pork …
I’m so excited 🤩
Which squirrel lord will I serve? 😃
Counterpoint: bacon is the only way to get them to stop from attacking
Squirrels high af on bacon greaze
This works with or without the context
Yeah, squirrels are dangerous.
It’s Florida’s marshmallow alligators all over again… 😱
"pedestrian = bacon" -- motorist
They have a taste for mammal blood.
Revolution be damned.
It's a GREAT time be a squirrel!
