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My peeves are not pets. They’re feral, ferocious and untamable. Do not feed my peeves.
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Do not get them wet either.
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My undomesticated peeves stalk the dark woods at the edge of the village; ungovernable and feeding on those foolish enough to be out alone after sunset.
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Feral pet peeve, not to be confused with emotional support animal.
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Fine, I won’t feed them. Ooops. I tripped and somehow spilt 3 pounds of kibble. Oh no.