Lyse-Beast

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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.

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Tried taking a pic of Tabi and ended up with this. Which I still find adorable

You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument. - Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

Luckily meds are kicking in. The super anxiety is rolling down to a low grade uneasiness and the throbbing head still throbs but no longer feeling like it will explode when I move it or make me vomit. Still probably going to be a while before I’m able to sleep and deal with the recovery

Fucking fireworks. My anxiety is HIGH, my stomach is nauseous, and my head is POUNDING

One of my favorite things about social media is posting something with an obscure topic and watching people be genuinely enthused about it. 😍

Had some of vape and am now eating antipasto right out of the deli container

I have my med app set for 0500 so I get a reminder before leaving for work which is great. It also means I wake up to a chiding reminder at 0600 and 0700 on days off 😆

Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack. - Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

Omfg. Yes, it is TECHNICALLY the fourth by a whole four fucking minutes.

Thanks, fuckass neighbor with the fireworks. I didn’t need that skin that Tabi shredded in her fear when she scrambled out of the living room

Listening to “Come a Little Bit Closer” is really different as an adult.

Thanks, fuckass neighbor with the fireworks. I didn’t need that skin that Tabi shredded in her fear when she scrambled out of the living room

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Now i have both songs stuck in my head and they’re fighting for earworm supremacy

Just realized that with the election tomorrow, Great Britain has a chance to go the funniest thing

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Texan: We’re the Lone Star State. Yee-haw!! Me: Most places don’t brag about only being one star but you do you.

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David M. Perry

Functional political systems are *supposed to be* boring! It should be sewage specialists arguing over what size pipe is most efficient for the city layout! It should be debates over whether to put a mural or a frieze in the new park! “Interesting politics” are when people start dying!

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🌌 this place has THE JUICE good lord this random incel bragging about his dick size OUT OF NOWHERE is bringing me so much joy mald incel mald

“Well, I suppose there’s no place like home,” she said. “No,” said Granny Weatherwax, still looking thoughtful. “No. There’s a billion places like home. But only one of ’em’s where you live.” - Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

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“Progressive twitter users” is the new “jumbo shrimp”

“…he'd much prefer a seemly silence.” I think that at this point this is what everyone wants from her.

Sorry wouldn’t normally put her on the timeline but this might be the most insane thing j k rowlings ever written

At some point in the past few days it appears I hit 1k followers. The traditions of Bsky dictate I must submit to posters madness but I can’t decide on a topic. Why bananas are horrible? Why mirrors aren’t to be trusted? Why Robotech was a pivotal point of entertainment?

“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.” - Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

Uhhh. Question: fend for yourself nights (AKA scrounge nights) were normal, right? I’ve seen a couple of people acting like it’s a weird concept 🤨

I can’t remember if I have gas in the car but let a TikTok play the Batty Rap from FernGully and I’m singing along. Thanks, brain.

Oh lord - saw an ALF thirst trap on tiktok and thought of you guys

All my weather apps just hit me with excessive heat watch warnings for the end of the week and weekend🫠🫠

Time to take my anxiety meds and listen to an audiobook

If you don't turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else's story. - Terry Pratchett, The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents

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new anxiety just dropped:

People over 50 with anxiety may be up to twice as likely to develop Parkinson’s disease as their peers without anxiety, a new analysis suggests.

Study suggests connection between anxiety and Parkinson’s diseasewww.washingtonpost.com Researchers compared people 50 and older who were diagnosed with a first episode of anxiety between 2008 and 2018 with a control group without anxiety.

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"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD" listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God