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having some freshly baked banana bread with a bit of creamed honey… now that’s nice
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when you work from home all day on the computer and finally get to relax by playing around on the computer 😃
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when I was a teenager, my pet mouse died so I put his little body in a ziploc bag and threw him off a bridge. no idea why I didn’t just bury him in the yard. there are a lot of things I’d like to tell my younger self, but it’s best not to dwell on the past…
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"Millenials do this, and gen X does that, and boomers do this other thing." Wrong. Everyone ages 26-75 is trying to figure out how to make the dishwasher work right.
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going to the movie theater for lunch and ordering m&ms, nachos, cotton candy dippin dots, a chicken bacon ranch pizza, and whatever novelty popcorn flavor they have available
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I'm starting to freak out about how much buccal fat I have
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don’t have anything I need to say tonight. i’ll think it over and see if I there’s anything i’d like to say tomorrow… it’ll be Saturday though, so not likely… we’ll see, I suppose
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It's almost getting to the point that asking the Pope about human sexuality might be more trouble than it's worth?
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hit publish instead of save on my new record so it's up a few hours early on bandcamp. give it a listen howelldawdy.bandcamp.com/album/i-need...
I Need Some Help, by Howell Dawdyhowelldawdy.bandcamp.com 10 track album
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Wow it's midnight. Another awesome day has just begun!
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r/Supermarket u/mister_market • 10h What’s everyone’s favorite aisle at the supermarket? Gotta be chips/snacks for me! 😀 u/grocerystorenotsupermarket • 9h • -76 points Uh, you mean the grocery store? 🙄
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expressing love for my family by making a giant bowl of fruit salad
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Our sources say the death penalty, for debit card abuse, being considered for @murderxbryan.bsky.social. We are pro-Chive-coin and take no pleasure in reporting this. New YKS! patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks
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drinking a half gallon of zero sugar pepsi at the movie theater. it’s healthy!
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adult softball leagues near me softball tips for beginners  softball tips for beginners reddit do you have to run fast in softball can you play softball if you're fat will my adult co-ed softball teammates get mad if i'm not good at softball
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Is it okay for this guy to be resting his arm behind the seat so close to me? Kind of feels like this is “my” side… he’s touching his own seat, but arguably in the space allocated to me… should I start a big argument about it??
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when the shrooms start hitting in the immersive jazz exhibit at the museum of african american music (too niche?)
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we were getting alerts to seek cover while we were under an active tornado warning, and while I was listening closely to the weather broadcast to hear if a tornado was confirmed, my boyfriend TURNED ON THE VACUUM AND STARTED CLEANING THE FLOOR
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my new job is providing a printer/scanner with ink for home use, and you know what that means... i'm back in the zine making game
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I'm reading the new york times field guide to american sandwiches and becoming severely disturbed by how many i've never tried
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what band did sammy see? we may never know…
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pretty incredible people keep pretending the cops do anything of social value post Uvalde
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UO's president sent out a campus-wide email today saying it wouldn't be 'ethical' to even contemplate divestment. this is what passes for serious leadership at a major public university in the US in 2024
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For real though if the feds prosecute a single student I'm not voting