Vy Lenza

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🔞Writer in various forms. Director. Photographer. Documentarian. Luddite-futurist. Connoisseur of fine sleaze. retro. film. physical media. wrestling. gaming. horror. music. Chaotic Naughty. The Living Legend. Used to be a Longshot, now I’m a sure thing.

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“We are going to a swap meet.” “What is that? A place where you swap meat?” “Yup, big meaty men swapping meat.” “Wow” “No, it’s like a flea market. Gonna hunt for movies and antiques” “Somehow that sounds even more gay than the swapping meat.”

Vulture Cinematrix No. 103: Jul 7, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2616 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 103: July 7, 2024vulture.com Can you name an Emily Blunt movie that begins with a vowel?

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Fuck the Hays Code, all my homies hate the Hays Code

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

Vulture Cinematrix No. 102: Jul 6, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2652 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 101: July 5, 2024vulture.com Can you name a movie starring Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn?

I think the funniest bad review I saw for Maxxxine had someone saying that it “didn’t look or feel like the 80’s” No, it didn’t look like the “fake 80’s”. It felt very much like the 80’s I remember.

Man, I think a lot of you were watching a different movie. Maxxxine was everything I expected it to be, quite literally.

Time to watch Maxxxine in 35mm.

Vulture Cinematrix No. 100: Jul 4, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2617 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 100: July 4, 2024vulture.com Can you name a Will Smith movie released from 1990-1999?

Commit crimes honorably, make friends, reclaim honor, go bowling, eat delicious food, go out drinking, sing karaoke, and occasionally swing by the porn store to watch a video and have a wank.

Poorly describe your favorite video game

Yo, that’s bullshit. I picked an Eddie Murphy movie that had an over 100M Box Office and it said it was wrong. Vulture Cinematrix No. 99: Jul 3, 2024 I got 8/9 Correct Score: 2369 🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 99: July 3, 2024vulture.com Can you name an Eddie Murphy movie with a number in the title?

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you?

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you

Look, every president needs a crack team of advisors.

Hunter Biden is now actually involved in White House meetings which is wild www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

Hunter Biden has joined White House meetings as he stays close to the president post-debatewww.nbcnews.com While he is regularly at the White House residence and events, it is unusual for the president's son to be in and around meetings that his father is having with his team.

Vulture Cinematrix No. 98: Jul 2, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2686 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 98: July 2, 2024vulture.com Can you name a Toni Collette movie with a character name in the title?

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films: M: Mudhoney O: Opera V: Vampyros Lesbos I: Invisible Maniac E: Emmanuelle 2

Vulture Cinematrix No. 97: Jul 1, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2609 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 97: July 1, 2024vulture.com Can you name a James Bond movie starring Judi Dench?

“Ca-lig-U-laaa!” *sung to the tune of the Activia jingle*

Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

Vulture Cinematrix No. 96: Jun 30, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2620 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 95: June 29, 2024vulture.com Can you name a David Fincher movie with a two-word title?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 95: Jun 29, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2592 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 95: June 29, 2024vulture.com Can you name a David Fincher movie with a two-word title?

Vulture Cinematrix No. 94: Jun 28, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2577 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 94: June 28, 2024vulture.com Can you name a Western starring Kevin Costner?

Have this on my VHS shelf still.

This one was a layup for me. Like, 3 categories that were perfect for me to pull out some lesser known titles. Vulture Cinematrix No. 93: Jun 27, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2569 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 93: June 27, 2024vulture.com Can you name a John Travolta movie with a character name in the title?

Kino Lorber has stepped up and made a hell of a good streaming service. It fits in as a good piece of connective tissue that fills the spaces between some of my favorites. The cinematic glue that holds Mubi/Criterion to Night Flight, in a way.

This month, the streaming service spotlight at NYT is on Kino Film Collection, a reasonably priced and user-friendly site for indies, arthouse flicks, documentaries, and more. Gift link, no paywall: tinyurl.com/nyt-kino

Seeking Serious Cinema on Streaming? Try Kino Film Collection.tinyurl.com The service is an art house answer to what’s missing on some of the more popular streamers.

We need the forever growing “Hulk Hogan’s lies” thread over here on Bluesky.

Vulture Cinematrix No. 92: Jun 26, 2024 I got 9/9 Correct Score: 2540 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: vulture.com/vulturecinem...

Cinematrix No. 91: June 25, 2024vulture.com Can you name a movie starring Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield?

Me: “I’m gonna go to bed at midnight. I didn’t nap today, and this will help me get up at 7:30 rested for the day of doing shit I don’t want to do.” My brain at 4am:

Roommate (walking in the front door): “The TAP system was down on the bus tonight.” Me (in transatlantic accent): “Ahhhh, so did they make you do a little softshoe instead?” Him: “Nevermind, I’m going back out to go drink heavily.”

Damn. RIP Shifty Shellshock.