Materialist Gnostic: There's no way it's a "Gigawiper". You're making that up to make fun of Elon Musk. Even he wouldn't come up with a name that dumb.

It's hilarious that the Cybertruck's *heavy sigh* Gigawiper is a single point of failure, but what's less funny is that Tesla is once again fixing safety equipment without a recall, which is very much a violation of the federal Motor Vehicle Safety Act driveteslacanada.ca/news/tesla-p...

Tesla pauses Cybertruck deliveries over wiper motor issuedriveteslacanada.ca Tesla has temporarily paused Cybertruck deliveries over an issue with perhaps one of the most talked about features on the electric truck, the Gigawiper. On Friday Cybertruck reservations holders star...

There's no way it's a "Gigawiper". You're making that up to make fun of Elon Musk. Even he wouldn't come up with a name that dumb.

He likes that word giga a lot. It's very strange.

Giggaty giggaty.

"I like the way you work it – no giggaty"

It's literally just three (or four?) wiper blades stuck to each other.

“Three wiper blades in a trenchcoat” was perfectly teed up for you.

Seemed unkind on the day I was already in another thread where people are calling Faine three government agencies in a trenchcoat. (in jest, to be clear)

Gillette is going to sue them over their three or four blade design

And yet...

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If it were that good at wiping, there wouldn't be any Cybertruck left. Because wiping is what you do to get rid of shit. That's the joke.

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