Make a band more vegetable:
Green Pea
Soybeangarden
Broccoli-182
My Cucumber Romance
Endivescence
Dill Cabbage for Kohlrabi
Counting Carrots
They Might Be Garlics
Imagine Daikons
The Beetroots
Lettuce Zucchinin
Pumpkin Fenneloyd
The Eggplants
Celery, Shallots, Squash & Yam
Mallowtallica
I thought you meant, like, are we still using "grok" in conversation and I was like, yes, me! I use that word! I occasionally get funny looks but I am determined to keep it in the popular lexicon. 😆
Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them.
I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.
Say what you will about it, but at least the 2025 Project is an honest declaration of desire and intent, unlike the avowed "leftists" who are doing their utmost to torpedo the campaign of the most progressive POTUS since FDR, in favor of the most fascistic POTUS since before the Civil War.
I’m so tired of this “if you’re not mad about this thing because I was able to make it about sexual misconduct and that deserves to score a point” dynamic, and I’m especially tired of “if you don’t seem particularly excited to jump on this hate bandwagon it’s becuase you love rapists” thing
like have the NYT, among others, considered that if
they want to write dramas in which a leader has to step down because his mind is crumbling,
instead of wishcasting it into reality they could write a respectable 14 volume series called A Tale of Swords and Battle Stabs like we did in the old days
aspire to live your life according to a value system where it’s not your responsibility to investigate crimes or misdeeds that are alleged against people whose books you read
we used to live in such a world, we can return to it if we so wish
if you read “defending” anyone into this i will block
Bluesky dot com, the website where everyone pretends they’re just the most sophisticated, above everything geniuses because they get up in arms about whatever rage bait is being manufactured by idiots targeting their particular subculture
I love using various scrolls and tomes to thwart my enemies. I think it's sick as hell to open an old book and just start hollering runes at my haters.
If they’re going to let trump get away with claiming that he finds parts of Project 2025 awful and disgusting, some member of the media should at least ask him “what part?”
Francie is here with a BLEP vs. MLEM tutorial. A blep is when the tongue is just hanging out at rest, stationary. Mlem is an action word for when the tongue is performing a licking motion - hence the name which is an onomatopoetic interpretation of the sound it makes.
Asshole Neighbour went to my wife crying about how he wants to tell me to mow the lawn but is afraid that I'll lose my temper at him if he does and my champion spouse was like "yeah you're right he will you should try not telling him anything." Keeper.
I just saw a guy driving a big truck like a ford F150 with a bunch of lumber stuck through the window of the second row of the cabin, like in one side out the other, presumably because it was too long to go in the very short bed.
Congrats on designing trucks that defeat the purpose of trucks.
"you're not American why do you care about the 4th of July" mate I'm Indian, any day someone got the Brits to fuck off back to their country is a national holiday for me
I really want a source on it that isn’t a site run by TERFs. It’s not that they’re automatically wrong about EVERYTHING, but…well…I admit I have a hard time extending their reporting the benefit of the doubt that I usually would.
just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out
