Wandering Ankh

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Your friendly neighbourhood Egyptologist and professional weirdo. I scream into the wind and make bad jokes.

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This is unrelated to The Onion but can I say how wildly disturbing I find it that the modern Neo-puritan movement is now having special beds built specifically to prevent people from having sex during literally the emotional high moment of their entire lives?

"Officials hope the presence of the athletes’ own grandmothers and grandfathers in their beds taking a nap, doing a crossword puzzle, or browsing Facebook on their iPads will work as a deterrent to sex."

Olympic Anti-Sex Beds Outfitted With Athletes’ Grandparentswww.theonion.com PARIS—In an effort to crack down on rampant sexual activity in the Olympic Village, the International Olympic Committee has outfitted beds for the 2024 Summer Games with athletes’ grandparents, sourc...

Me and Partner

Counterpoint: period sex

its rude to smear blood on people . i found out.

Why is Reddit serving me ads against teen vaping roflmao? I’m a 37 year old woman who only even drinks when her fiancée makes her lol

So Vance “convinced himself he was gay” as a younger man? We’re absolutely gonna find out he used to date men, aren’t we roflmao?

It's super cool that Biden has decided to maybe think about reforming SCOTUS after they did the damage that literally everybody said they were going to four years ago. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Biden considers major Supreme Court reform: reportwww.bbc.com President considering removal of life-time terms and revamping the court's ethics code, US media reports

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timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

If you aren't following this case, you absolutely should be. It's like one of the old James Bond parody films come to life. The most bumbling Chinese spy ever, the most wildly incompetent counter-espionage team ever, comically open corruption, etc. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Philippine Mayor Alice Guo linked to Chinese crime goes 'missing'www.bbc.com Authorities fail to arrest mayor whose case has gripped a nation embroiled in a sea dispute with China.

Judge Canon dismisses case against Trump. Fuck. Everyone knew it was coming but god, everything just gets worse.

SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN Suuuuuck it Eeennnnnnggllllaaaaaannnnddd

Wasn't one of the signs of the antichrist a head wound that miraculously didn't kill him?

I both love and hate my country so much.

I am so tired and I feel so bad and I just want all of this garbage with her acting like this to end

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if she could experience joy and grief and horniness and be a hot mess during an apocalypse all while mostly keeping it together, so can u

Wait, the guy was a registered Republican? What?

Got four hours of sleep because of what a disaster last night was and the worst part is it’s all because Partner would not answer a single yes/no question for hours.

For some godforsaken reason my store manager has decreed that if anyone misses work this Sunday they’re getting fired and I don’t understand this at all. It’s not a holiday or anything.

Listening to the neighbour’s fight while I fight with Partner

I see no way at all that this ends badly for anyone.

Spain you better fuckin' win this. No one wants the brits to take it.

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billionaire wealth in the US hit 6 trillion today, an all time high, and that’s double what it was before trump-gop passed their tax bill in 2017 that accelerated the rich getting absurdly insanely richer

Update: his wife has decided he is no longer allowed to be anywhere near Partner alone. It ended around a year ago but for obvious reasons the two of us are WILDLY unhappy and mistrusting right now.

Can’t just cut him off completely because he is a core part of like our friend group but I am EXTREMELY fucking unhappy right now and I told him that if he ever even LOOKS at Partner again I’ll send his wife the photos, so.

Oh hey I just got a porn bot follow me and instantly slide into my DMs begging for money for “commissions”

She came over and we talked. I made her open the file storage and explain. Everything. Took hours. Absolutely humiliating for us both. Lots of crying. We talked her therapy. Why she did what she did. Why she stopped. Whether we wanted to break up or not. Decided against it.

The blonde woman at the Chinese bar has been here since 11am. It is currently 9pm.

"Have you considered seeing a therapist?" That is literally what I have used my private social media accounts for for way before any of you knew me. I don't intend to change it.

She's coming over tonight, supposedly, and we're gonna try and hash things out. Finding the pictures proving that my best friend was fucking her behind my back absolutely lit a fire under my ass in terms of fury and industriousness both.

LOL she changed all her passwords to lock me out and keep me from finding out any more

I just... why? Why lie, over and over? Why, when after she found out I knew damn near everything and literally went into the closet to cry because she thought I was gonna break up with her, why when she was in THERAPY to get over the guilt, why when she was saying how happy she was everything was-

Over and over, what keeps coming to my mind is the fact that it stopped. Mind you, it stopped after she said it did. It stopped after I thought it did. Went on through some point in March of last year, at least, judging by the video taken after she told me "its past your bedtime, go to bed!"