Winemom Herzog: timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

NATURE IS HEALING

in the raccoon's defense I also mistake cybertrucks as dumpsters.

I mean… bsky.app/profile/stev...

"I didn't mean to say that the Cybertruck should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that the Cybertruck should be hauled away AS garbage!"

Wow! A cybertruck with an actual decent tray size!😆

yeah this will carry almost as much as a Prius

lolol

exactly

Give 'em hell, trash pandas!

America has been even worse than usual the last few days so I really needed this 😄

hahahahahahaha

The raccoons are right, however.

he totally stored his food in the car thinking that was clever, huh

Well, it's the divorce vehicle, after all.

see, now, THAT response is clever. you would never be tricked by raccoons.

I can't drive, am happily partnered but ideologically opposed to marriage (though I campaigned for same-sex marriage), and live in a country where I don't think we even have racooons, so I am feeling extremely safe here!

Raccoons are pretty smart, too, and they’re not wrong - whatever they find inside is gonna be trash

the only problem I have with your post is the "confusing them with" part

Dumpsters have more storage capacity

probably better in a crash too

They also WILL function as a boat

putting big tires and an airboat fan on a dumpster and turning it into a hovercraft

now _that's_ a stylish post-apocalyptic vehicle!

This made me guffaw

This is funny, but copyrighting your memes is insane

Insane, maybe not. Fruitless, probably. Real people make these things, and there’s always someone trying to make money off someone else’s IP.

It's cringe. People just make and share funny pictures online without plastering their name on them

I guess I’m not people

You said it

Of course all three of those feed Into the same container

It's gotta run on something

We could only hope

Oh my god

I'm sending this to my sister

I would never pipe small amounts of peanut butter into a cybertruck's hold for the raccoons.

Reminds me of the podcast episode about some PNW/Canadian city's attempts to make a racoon proof dumpster which included a quote along the lines of "there's a significant overlap in the intelligence of the dumbest humans and the smartest raccoons"

City of Toronto had new, supposedly "raccoon-proof" trash cans made. On the very next day, there were videos online of raccoons opening them.

You think testing might have uncovered this problem. #softwareengineering

That's the one! Here's the podcast: 99percentinvisible.org/episode/racc... Although, skimming the transcript, I might have imagined the quote 😳

Raccoon Resistance - 99% Invisible99percentinvisible.org After Toronto unveiled its “raccoon-resistant” compost bins in 2016, some people feared the animals would be starved but many more celebrated the innovative design. Rolling out this novel locked bin o...

When the new raccoon-resistant compost bins were given out - my co-workers’s compost bin lasted a week before raccoon spilled her food waste across the patio. Then she had a bin in her freezer for it so that it wouldn’t smell in her house but also not be outdoors where raccoons opened her bins.

The quote is attributed to a Yosemite National Park Ranger comparing the smartest bears to the dumbest tourists.

The Raccoons aren't wrong.

Well, they're not wrong. Just because it's a premium $80,000 self-propelled dumpster doesn't mean it's not a dumpster at heart.

Saw this on r/cyberstuck and the comments clowning on this guy for not knowing the difference between x-proof and x-resistant were great.

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