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"My wife is fond of flying flags. I am not," he sobbed. "God forbid I should step on her First Amendment right to fly her favorite flags, whether I like them or not." "THERE WERE NO ADDITIONAL STEPS I COULD HAVE TAKEN!" he screamed into the void.
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Monty Python may have been on to something. youtu.be/BIMEPPZxzyg?...
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🎶cause we’ve flown The flags of our wives And we’ve never felt this way before But I swear it’s the truth And I owe it all to you Baby 🎶
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This is the theme song I heard!
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"Like sands through the hourglass, these are the Flags of Our Wives" ↑duhn-duhn, ↓duhn-duhn, ↑duhn-duhn, ↓duhn-duhn
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Flag of the wife is a dirty pair of her husband's BVDs after she is fishing them out of the hamper with bent hanger hook while holding her nose so she can get laundry done.🤏
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