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[opens up the morning paper] ah, i see the gyre has widened “hey falcon, you see this? falcon? FALCON! enh whatever” Falcons aren't what they used to be. I know that reading the falconry section every once in a while doesn't make me an expert, but that sector of the economy seems... erratic, lately. [flips to tides section, scans listings, notes "blood-dimmed"] Hm, still loosed. Not looking good for the ceremony of innocence. Let me see what the best are saying... yup, that checks out. It is now gimbeling in the wabe. bug gyre doesn’t want you to know that they could stop widening it at any time, but they won’t because of profits Oh great, more things fell apart 
