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@wittiestmanalive.bsky.social

Meaningful insights from an absurd, petty human being. The Internet's preeminent anti-horse activist.
He/Him.
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He is America’s first mayor to have written more books than he’s read
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i regret to inform you dr. ruth did the Nakba
RIP to Dr Ruth. and no one can top the tribute to her currently up on Billy Idol’s insta story.
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What are they gonna do, get real jobs?
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we're all in this together to spare the feelings of white suburban liberals! let's pokemon gooooooo
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Get it straight, officer. Don’t nobody call me Tommy Cokebags no more. I went legit, capiche? Now they call me
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the Inside Out characters in my head
the Inside Out characters in my head
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when you start exercising in your late 30s
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In memory of Donald Sutherland, star of the only good version of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Kate Bush’s second best music video
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Happy Father’s Day to the dad who was always there for me: Spalding Gray
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Y’all ready for some next level Passive Voice Headline action?
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I swear to god, every 5 or 6 months for the last decade I have bumped into this fucking clown on the street, completely by happenstance. And every time it is like seeing a cartoon dinosaur trying to parallel park, just ridiculous and unreal.
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I needed to see this in the theater, but I was 15. So my dad had to accompany me. Before the movie, he said, "Let's not make this any weirder than it is. We're going to be mature about it. I'm going to sit apart from you, and afterward we're not going to talk about it." Which only made it weirder?
What's the most awkward movie you've watched with your parent(s)? #FilmSky🎥
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The Whale. From my lebberboxd, for emphasis:
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gonna tell my kids this was the Von Erichs
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keep a place in your heart for the real ones who know how to appreciate a fresh baguette
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Is everyone just doing a bit and I’m not in on it?
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They play this to far greater effect in LUCY, THE DAUGHTER OF THE DEVIL
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With all due respect to bluesky user mr pussy, they unfortunately present an incomplete spectrum of musical whiteness. The true scale is measured across a pentagonal diagram.
damn jimmy buffet died?? in honor of him I'm bringing out this chart of all american white people. no matter who you are as long as you're white and american you fall somewhere on this chart
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a fictional character you would give an invite to
A fictional character you would give an invite to