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I don't care how many rocks these kids throw, I will not shut down my lemonade stand

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Sure I’ll donate my body to science. I took a turn, let’s see what they can do with it.

My daughter has started doing this thing where when she finds herself in a usual phone moment (on the train, standing in line), she takes out a little MUJI notebook and draws something.

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My thoughts and wishes bend again toward France

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An 1800s pioneer woman could kill me with one punch

Gift link for Weintz’s article on the Trump immunity decision and as thr new Dred Scott

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Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote.

Paywalled article, but a clear and compelling dismantling of SCOTUS's Trump immunity decision. "The Dred Scott of Our Time" by historian Sean Wilentz www.nybooks.com/online/2024/...

‘The Dred Scott of Our Time’ | Sean Wilentzwww.nybooks.com The majority opinion in Trump v. United States, the most sweeping judicial reconstruction of the American presidency in history, secures the

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Grimm Bro: I'm imagining a wolf stalking & eating a girl — Grimm Bro2: Write that down to read to children

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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists

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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest

what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct

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[first day as a librarian] Customer: where are the do-it-yourself books Me: i’m pretty sure we just have books that are made already

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The Inside Out characters in my head

the inside out characters in my head:

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Because your mom

Here’s a poem well worth a moment: “Loom,” by Bradley Trumpfheller poets.org/poem/loom

By the way, this is latest issue of my newsletter, "How to Talk to Yourself." You can subscribe for free or for American Dollars should you find the writing moving and/or entertaining.

Should I be outside enjoying the sunshine with a hot dog in each hand? Yes. Am I? No. I'm inside writing about Thoreau, the founding, and the American Revolution that never happened. open.substack.com/pub/howtotal...

How to Celebrate Americaopen.substack.com The Revolution that Has Yet to Happen

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Not a big fan of pain, mainly because of the way it makes me feel

Good morning to everyone heading into work today, those of us who appreciate an empty office and who are exceptionally poor at faking pleasantries.

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PRO TIP: if your firework doesn’t go off shoot it with your gun

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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.

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Dogs hate fireworks because, like all higher creatures, they detest war.

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(covered head to toe in mustard) i can explain

How to Celebrate Americaopen.substack.com The Revolution that Has Yet to Happen

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Happy fourth

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Yeah, okay, wake me up when all four horsemen are here.

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I’ve had to rewild the two wolves that were living inside me according to the guidelines set up by my state’s Internal Wildlife Commission.