Someone sent this to me and it’s mostly dumb and amusing but there’s actually a core point here worth emphasizing, which is: if I were in a room with Sydney Sweeney I would do my best not ogle here because it’s rude and boorish to do so!
its free and easy but the enlightened move is to find different tabletop games. There are like 5 million. Start with something accessible, like (mischeivous grin) FATAL
'Palantir’s founder Peter Thiel, said the NHS ‘makes people sick’ and that it should embrace privatisation. He even described the British love of the NHS as “Stockholm Syndrome”,and the whole organisation should be ripped up and started again.'
Via NE Bylines
northeastbylines.co.uk/the-problem-...
my job at the commune is making model ships or other comically tedious monastic endeavour. Everyone will think I'm wise or something (i will still be dumb as a post)
every single day these NYC hipster losers tweet about me like 100 times. if you didn’t know better you might begin to think that the only thing they really care about is internet drama
The kamikaze left is convincing millions that the IRA, 3% unemployment, 5% GDP growth, no wars and withdrawal from Afghanistan, are a nightmare. They’re going to get Trump re-elected and in 3 years everyone will not be able to remember why Biden was bad and realize we collectively lost our minds
britain is basically three people, "Nothing will ever get better and i'll die in misery", "I like the misery and I think you deserve worse", and "Keir Starmer seems like a decent fella". The third guy is perpetually engaged in "running into painting of tunnel" behaviour
I had a dream last night I won a competition through tesco. The prize was a new set of internal organs (all of them except brain), donated by "someone I once knew". I'm not big into dream theory but I feel like there's some serious mileage in that for anyone who is.
this hospital bombing is going to make me fully fucking insane. They're gonna get away with it. They always fucking do. Half the press is already selling the IDF's shit
remember when renault made an ugly car and the marketing was like "this car isnt ugly, it actually, has an ass, that you would like to fuck. Here's a bunch of footage of women's asses, and sometimes the car's ass. But mostly women's asses"
stopped trying to think of a real answer and let my mind drift and I am now enamored by thought of Columbo grilling a guy who says he was gooning at the time of the murder
In an alternate world where you are a murderer and Columbo is investigating you, what would he have to pretend that he and/or his wife are interested in?
this may be controversial but I think everyone in the british government and anyone likely to be in the next british government should be killed with hammers
If you were to ram a car into a police station (and we don't suggest you do that as it is super illegal) what would your choice of song be for the occasion?
a dumbass performs an escalating amount of asshole behaviour in order to find a treasure. The treasure isnt real, and he gets a psychic kick in the dick by a guy he crossed in a different game