🚨This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Weekly Trash Purge, sanctioned by the U.S. Government and ✨trash✨. Commencing at the siren, any and all posting, including flops, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.🚨
prithee lend thine eyes and ears, good people of bluesky. Trash Tuesday will henceforth recommence. Unfurl thy freak flags and descend unto the lands like a plague of locust. Let no post fear the light of day, nor the sting of mid. Carry forth, ye strong and brave, and triumph
They say that all takes are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe you can tell that statement is not true. See normally if you were to go against another poster, you’d have a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal. So you got a 25% chance at best b
Oh we’re doing into suggestions? Ok here’s one:
Then, descending below the 9th Circle, I beheld Trash Tuesday, an abyss long forsaken by God’s light. So abominable we’re the shitposts and flops that I clutched my masters robe and lamented, “Dear Virgil, we must flee!”
“No,” said he, “We must RT”
It’s not a completion lol, plenty of Tuesday’s to come… well, idk about “plenty” the way things are going but, probably at least 2 more, so we should both be good.
