🚨This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Weekly Trash Purge, sanctioned by the U.S. Government and ✨trash✨. Commencing at the siren, any and all posting, including flops, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.🚨
prithee lend thine eyes and ears, good people of bluesky. Trash Tuesday will henceforth recommence. Unfurl thy freak flags and descend unto the lands like a plague of locust. Let no post fear the light of day, nor the sting of mid. Carry forth, ye strong and brave, and triumph
