🚨This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Weekly Trash Purge, sanctioned by the U.S. Government and ✨trash✨. Commencing at the siren, any and all posting, including flops, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.🚨
Oh we’re doing into suggestions? Ok here’s one:
Then, descending below the 9th Circle, I beheld Trash Tuesday, an abyss long forsaken by God’s light. So abominable we’re the shitposts and flops that I clutched my masters robe and lamented, “Dear Virgil, we must flee!”
“No,” said he, “We must RT”
It’s not a completion lol, plenty of Tuesday’s to come… well, idk about “plenty” the way things are going but, probably at least 2 more, so we should both be good.
prithee lend thine eyes and ears, good people of bluesky. Trash Tuesday will henceforth recommence. Unfurl thy freak flags and descend unto the lands like a plague of locust. Let no post fear the light of day, nor the sting of mid. Carry forth, ye strong and brave, and triumph
Have we...actually seen them using a toilet, though? No fr, is there even evidence that they ARE potty-trained, and not just using the sewers as their toilets?
Apparently the other nurses at work have dubbed me the "micro penis whisperer" after a string of successful catheter insertions on patients with particularly hard to find genitalia.
Trash Tuesday doesnt deal with enough bullshit and I've decided to be the reason rules get written. One experiment per week.
This week I see if I can get my validation selfies boosted. If I get away with it, next Trash Tuesday I'm posting a stream link.
I want all of the people claiming previous contact/probings by extraterrestrials to be at the landing site when aliens finally arrive on Earth, just so the last word they ever hear is “EXTERMINATE!”
Some of the earliest known examples of Japanese ukiyo-e art depict a woman and an octopus. They’re not doing it but the sexual tension is def palpable…
BREAKING - SCOTUS has found the Dick Sucking Factory's recent merger with the Muff Eating Plant to be in violation of Section 7 of the Clayton Act and ordered the newly-minted Oral Inc. to sell off its recently-acquired assets.
