Xanderpuss

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It was leg day, but the arms were popping today 💪🏃🏋️

A scene from my house. Amazing. 8 1/2 days without power.

Not doing anything to dispel some very credible accusations

OK, I've done the math (aided by existing online tables), and the Trump-Vance ticket will have the largest age gap in US major-party history

There is literally nothing that will make me vote for anyone but Biden in November. I don't even like Biden, but nothing will ever make me feel sympathy for Trump. Too much negative history for one loser ass bitch.

I think Trump getting shot and being photographed with a defiant fist in the air, bloodied and unbowed, will actually lead to zero changed votes. He might be the only person in the universe that would be true of.

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Mostly agree except on reflection I feel like the three-day combo of the shooting, the Cannon decision, and the Vance pick was a powerful reminder of how miserable and exhausting it was to live with one goddamn thing after another when this guy had the spotlight for four straight years

Well it HAS been eight days

Beware the hibernating moon bears

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — A new study confirms a cave on the moon that could be used to shelter future explorers.

Centerpoint keeps sending me this email telling me my power is on, and I keep telling them, no, no it is not

Lmao

New York Times editors Monday morning:

New York Times editors shot Trump to sell more ads

Looks to me like he just smeared his lipstick, nbd

For no reason at all, just thinking about this lyric from the Butthole Surfers' 90s hit song "Pepper"

I might not be doing so hot to start this crossword, but I know this one goddammit

Post-hurricane pork roast sandwich 🍽️

According to r/houston, half the people who got their power restored lost it again due to a small rain storm that just blew through. I already know Texas government hates Houstonians since we don't vote R, but they'll lose the exurbs over this

Taking care of the last of the big bits of meat. Roasted a chicken w potato and carrots and took it to my parents (no pic), 2 crockpot chickens, 1 roasting pork butt, 2 chickens pieced with white meat in tandoori masala marinade and dark in teriyaki marinade and bones making a broth 🍽️

One pork butt down - carnitas

Gf's house THANKFULLY has power, but now I have to figure out what to do with 6 whole chickens and 2 nine pound pork butts rescued from my deep freezer

It's from dealing with boomers for so long

Gen X seems to have a higher cancer risk than older generations. Here are some disturbing graphics and the latest ideas about what could be contributing to this trend 🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/gen-...

Gen X Faces Higher Cancer Rates Than Any Previous Generationwww.scientificamerican.com Researchers are investigating changes in cancer risks among young people as new data predict that rising rates of leading cancers, such as colon cancer, will overtake improvements

Gf's house THANKFULLY has power, but now I have to figure out what to do with 6 whole chickens and 2 nine pound pork butts rescued from my deep freezer

Caught up on House of the Dragon and this was unexpected

Just got a call from centerpoint and they said to "be prepared to be without power for several days", like bruh, no shit.

My kid called my Blooski account "bootleg twitter" today

Young Sheldon Celebraits His Berthdai Bikini in Italics With Waifu Sufjan Stevens

Blake Shelton Celebrates His Birthday Biking In Italy With Wife Gwen Stefani #travel #BlakeShelton #GwenStefani #Italy

Blake Shelton Celebrates His Birthday Biking In Italy With Wife Gwen Stefani - uTrips.comutrips.com Blake Shelton recently enjoyed a sunny vacation in Italy, sharing a post of him riding around the streets tourist-style. Shelton took a trip to celebrate

Lmao this vulture advertising on the Houston subreddit right now jfc

The map stopped working after the derecho a month of two ago, and centerpoint just said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and stuck their finger in the dike hoping nothing bad would ever happen again, but Houston gonna Houston

WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

My daughters and I ate some fridge tres leches cake last night after eating our dinner in total darkness. I was hoping to have ice cream this morning for breakfast, but it had already turned into soup.

Some shots from my neighborhood

Looks like the worst is behind us. The eye has widened and the storm structure appears to be breaking up. Now I just have to wait for electricity to return in hours, days, weeks, who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Getting my house really cold tonight (75°) in case I don't have electricity for the next 2 weeks. One last hurrah.