Ashley Fairbanks: I love that my new vacuum comes with instructions to not pick up fire. Who did this. Who.

I love that my new vacuum comes with instructions to not pick up fire. Who did this. Who.

Probably the same person(s) who did this.

🔥 🙋🏻‍♂️

I’ve never done that, but when we first got married someone gave us a really cheap vacuum and it caught on fire on the inside the first time we ran it 😂

Someone thinking that oxygen feeds a fire, so a vacuum would kill it. Unfortunately, that's not the type of vacuum that would do it.

Naturally, I abhore this vacuum take.

I'll save the day with my nollege of csience! Things can't burn in a vacuum, you see

I saw a commercial for some pop tart thing once where someone puts cookies into a toaster then spoons jam into the toaster then spins it to a blur then pulls out the pastry. The disclaimer in all caps said simulation do not do this. Someone did this.

Apparently it works fine though: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQj...

Extreme Dyson Testwww.youtube.com YouTube video by Photonicinduction

I came in here to see if anyone posted this specific video and was not disappointed.

I had no idea it was a thing, but of course as soon as I heard it I knew someone must have given it a go.

It looks like the fuel was just exhausted, as in the vacuum didn't actually do anything. What a bonkers thing for the guy to do anyway

intrepid but short-sighted forward thinkers I imagine

!!

There is no accounting for stupid. And no stopping it, really.

happened enough times for someone to say, "let's put this in the book."

LOOK, IT MOVES LIKE A LIVING THING, OKAY?! I thought it had substance and mass. GAH!

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