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Found a festival for some of you
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I have a lifetime membership waaaaaa
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Great for Waaaah-aboos.
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$12 for a pint of whole milk? no thank you
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My colicky infant would have taken gold Or whatever they reward for hell on earth
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It's not just them, it's all babies. Bet you cried when you were wittle? No excuses! Keep the racial stuff out!
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I don't want to be culturally insensitive but also who thought of this and what kind of drugs were they on?
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Jokes aside, does this make any sense if you're more familiar with the national culture or is this like a colloquial Kareny alt med thing? Cause Im guessing there's a culture gap in my understanding but it also kinda sounds like a thing Facebook Parents would do
Dunno if "Japan has festivals for everything all the time" is enough "more familiar with the national culture" to make sense of it
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Oh, that's kinda fun actually, I'm all about using whatever possible excuse to celebrate lol
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so whats the judging criteria? volume, tenacity, affective results?
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The Festival of me on November 3rd?
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I hate festivals. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😭😭😭
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i think the little girl in Godzilla Minus Zero should win
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Unfortunately, there IS something in their rulebook about a white, cishet GenXer competing. Otherwise I'd be a lock.
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