Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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famous suburban Chicago July 6 fireworks show

yardwork headache and fatigue, which may be sun something or other, whatever, not dead

real personal growth over 20 years is starting at agreeing with Rush Limbaugh that the mainstream media are in fact the "lamestream media" and ending at begrudgingly agreeing with him about that again

dixietse

I need a replacement for Photoshop Mix, if anyone has any suggestions

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We used to say "economic anxiety" when we meant "male pattern insecurity."

long island, baby

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Arrogating decisions to yourself whenever your evening dose of Fox News convinces you that Trump needs protecting isn’t “statesmanship;” it’s being functionally pro-Trump.

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Due respect to the professor, this is laughable special pleading on behalf of John Roberts—his old boss—whom he repeatedly conflates with the whole court in this piece. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/05/o...

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My wife works in a hand surgery clinic, so July 5 is like her personal Black Friday

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I have no faith in this coming to pass, but Tory ex-MPs should be completely rejected from light entertainment/reality shows, etc. No Strictly. No Jungle. No rehabilitation. None. They won't see real consequences for the death and suffering they've caused, so this should be the bare minimum.

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the best emoji i have ever seen

just imagining these stupid late neighborhood fireworks in the US are celebrating election results in the UK

Tito Sunak will read from a prepared statement.

Tito Rees-Mogg will read from a prepared statement.

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Tories reminding the world that without strategic racist demagoguery, right-wing parties are just everything people actually hate about government.

living vicariously through UK politics

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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we all definitely want to eat this moth right

Rosy Maple Moth IT'S SO FLUFFY 🌿

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the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears

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Also tomorrow in the New York Times, Bill Cosby on “Why It’s Paranoid To Watch Your Drink Carefully In Bars”

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14 years of these cunts in power and they just had the worst results in their party's history. Fuck off into the sea forever Tories, and then fuck off up Cthulu's rectum while you're down in the depths of the Fuck Off Seas.

my broken online brain just laughs and laughs

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I understand how juicy the “is Biden too old?” story is for The New York Times and the Washington Post but there’s also the story that one political party is promising to end democracy. They might want to write some more stories about that.

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in my body, amidst the microplastics, lingering COVID antibodies and toxic additive chemicals, there is a lot of coffee residue. makes it all worth it

TIRED: Dance Moms WIRED: Dance, Moms!

we should let the courts decide whether tap water needs to be boiled

The DC Water and Sewer Authority has just issued a Boil Water Advisory for all customers in DC www.dcwater.com/about-dc-wat...

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motherfucking redneck fireworks-loving unwashed ass empty-headed fucking entitled douche canoe asshats I hope you blow both your hands and smug fucking faces off

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I am FURIOUSLY searching this for the Obvious Plant mark.

I went out of my way to acquire the “Penguin Readers” adaptation of Seven, which comes complete with questions for school children…

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Locking in the very important Joey Tribbiani vote.

Huh?!

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Yesterday, I shared this same Canada Day thread on Bluesky, Threads, and X. Here's what I found. 🧵

“Canada is such a northern country, don’t we want a little global warming?” I often hear. In a nutshell, NO. We’re warming 2x faster than the rest of the world, driving extreme heat, flood, and sea level rise we are not prepared for. The wildfire season started in Feb this year. Feb! #canadaday

Canada’s Changing Climate Reportchangingclimate.ca