A. Ninja: Fenrir! You spit that out right now!! — Subium • Bluesky web client

Fenrir! You spit that out right now!!

"DROP IT! DROP IT!"

GODDAMMIT WHAT ARE YOU EATING THERE IS NOTHING YOU SHOULD BE EATING.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH

Fenrir: *starts chewing faster*

Tyr’s in the rain

So many apocalyptic wolves choke on moons every year. They're not safe toys. Responsible fur-parents take note.

he's only playing it's fine Ragnarok isn't happening (again)

Fenris is entirely innocent of the sun. The ham sandwich on the other hand…

Actually it's Sköll who's nibbling on the sun :D .... WAIT! SKÖLL! DROP IT!

This is my favorite eclipse post I've seen. Thank you.

[Fenrir reluctantly spits out the sun plus a mouthful of tater tots]

I paid that goddamn raven to stop this from happening.

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One of the rare times Skol and Hati actually meet up.

🤣🤣🤣

aw beans, this is gonna lead to Ragnarök, Odin is gonna be so fucking TO’d

Look it’s fine You can have your sun back In a couple of days

LEAVE IT

🎶 SUNNNN TAX! DA SUNNNN TAX 🎶

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