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we are all god’s children and he locked us in a hot car God wanted to show us a special bottle of wine right there in the cellar wish god would show me the Great Wine Cellar In The Sky And get locked up forever?
... Doesn't sound so bad I KNOW I've got this lovely cask of Amontillado back here somewhere... let me go look. sure, but he also made me enjoy being locked in a hot car. one of the perks of having god for a dad everything you say is absolutely golden and so witty how do you do it just gotta put the words in the right order, don’t overthink it This is definitely the Bad Place God hasn't been paying their child support was it on purpose or did he just forget? he said he was just jumping out for a pack of smokes All God's children got a place in the fire
Some burn fast
Some burn slower this is one of your best imo This car is JUST cool enough for life to thrive.
Humans- "I'll take that gamble!" sometimes we get to have a good day though and that's when he cracked the window an inch And we’re on our cell phones looking up how to hotwire it on YouTube. and instead of opening the windows, the rich people in the front seat keep turning up the heating Some of our siblings are hotboxing the car it’s fucked up Nah you’re good keep it up 😊 So global warming is a myth?! REALLY FEELING THIS ONE TODAY grace this is such a raw line. good work To be fair though I think the car was regular temp before we turned up the heat. We know what we did. We deserve every bit of this. On the hottest day of summer👀💀 To be fair the car wasn't that hot until we turned the engine on and started blasting the heating In fairness, we're the ones who keep messing with the AC This is shockingly observant.
Does anyone have one of those thingies that can break the glass of the car window?
I’m thinkin’ we might need that… 
