Witch. Power consultant. Political meteorologist. Campaign specialist. Gardener. The poetess with quill and ink. BLM, trans rights are human rights, FREE PALESTINE. she/her
All the way from Corpus Christi up to Galveston looks to be under a heavy rainfall event for the next 36 hours or so, at least, which, if you've ever been there, is very very fucking scary. Do not be on the road in Houston or the Gulf Coast
What are the best character intros in film? I'll start: the feet thing they did when the Devil himself comes to collect Keanu Reeves in Constantine. That effect was incredibly powerful
As a recovering evangelical, my Sunday routine: it's like the Sabbath but with a more overtly pro-drug message. Edibles from sunup to sundown, plenty of outside time no matter the weather, no limits on frivolous activities or nonsense. No chores except the garden. Just be a happy mammal in my den
So Crystal has a point, have we considered crowd-sourcing our bribes, I mean gratuities to local magnates and car dealership owners? Supreme Court said we could
I wish Democrats would understand that it doesn’t matter how much the oil companies bribe you, if you support fast tracking clean energy you’ll get popular support AND get a brand new and less-regulated energy industry to bribe you.
[tearful final speech] and what you may never understand, what you perhaps cannot fathom, was the depth of my feelings about the kiki wars. [single tear falls, places hand on heart] for I was a poster. do you hear me? a poster..... [dies, roll credits]
Joe Biden and Donald Trump have both been killed this evening when, according to eye witnesses, each man simultaneously "Million Dollar Babied himself" on opposite ends of a coffee table while trying to do that huge Neo vs Agent Smith flying double punch from Matrix Revolutions
May I introduce you all to Spooky Cat, a toy he can always find immediately when asked "where's your Spooky Cat?" no matter where in the world he left it. A+ toy. It was originally part of his Halloween costume but he ate the part that made him look like a little horse
Y'all, haha, whew, okay. Listen. This is not just approaching some kind of line. This is leaping over the line and also I think several auxiliary lines
May I introduce you all to Spooky Cat, a toy he can always find immediately when asked "where's your Spooky Cat?" no matter where in the world he left it. A+ toy. It was originally part of his Halloween costume but he ate the part that made him look like a little horse
I think I should be a farmer. Because they don't care about time, they only care about the moon! And that suits me fine. I like having chores, I'm like that big sister in Encanto. Even the weird complex
I can’t believe the New York Post called her the DEI President when she’s not even running for President. And yes I realize I’m saying that about the New York Post
I did an Alice In Wonderland-themed escape room today with four other neurodivergent people and folks, the truth is I'm pretty sure the five of us could solve for global warming in about a weekend. Maybe a fortnight on the outside
I did an Alice In Wonderland-themed escape room today with four other neurodivergent people and folks, the truth is I'm pretty sure the five of us could solve for global warming in about a weekend. Maybe a fortnight on the outside
I guess Bidens age doesn't matter that much to me cause I don't think US Presidents do nearly as much as the myth likes to tell. Reagan spent the back end of his run with Alzheimers, last guy played golf & shitposted for 4 years, idc if Bidens an ent who speaks once a yr, taking it over Project 2025
