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Midway across the river the duckling stings the pizza, dooming them both. When asked why, the duckling points out that this is its nature.
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This is taking off. Buy galaxy lights. Any galaxy lights. Everyone who sells them seems so sad.
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Good for you! Remember who gave you that invite when you’re king of BlueSky.
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Oh yeah. Gotta lay the blade somewhere.
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Pizza duck vs pizza rat. This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY at the THUNDERDOME
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We'll sell you a ticket for a whole seat... But you'll only need the edge.
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"lol," said the duckling. "lmao."
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DAMNIT, DUCK!!!! There was room on that pizza for Jack! He didn't have to die.
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lol, said the duckling. lmao.
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The duckling just rescued that slice from a subway rat.
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If I was stuck on a pizza floating across the water, I too would doom us both. 🍕 😋 💀
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"but ifa you sting a-me, we both a-drown!"
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You knew I was a duckling when you took me in?
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That shit has bell peppers on it. The duckling did no wrong.
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that appears to be a slice of Hawaiian - the duckling is doing the world a service and drowning it.
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Would very much like to know who the image author is so I can give them direct credit for their image. 🪶
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lil buddy with the island vibes 🥹
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Make way for ducklings, pizza rat
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Urns out there was a quack in the pizza, causing it to sink.
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Ducks are cute and I love pizza. I was hypnotized for a few secs 😅
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So, Forest Whitaker's voice or Stephen Rea's?
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This is like an E. B. White book come to life.
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I read your post in Matt Berry’s voice. Not aloud, just in my head.