Guy

@e-warren.bsky.social

Followers

Following

317

Posts

Ok. Blue guy.

Posts Replies Media

This feels like an excuse

Lots of people yelling at journalists to cover Project 2025, which is fair! And we’ve done and will continue to do extensive coverage of it; but also, maybe the candidate himself should mention it? Which highlights the nub of the issue here.

i.imgflip.com/8w2c9d.jpg

Why I don’t get laid

This is the tradcath weirdo whom the @nytimes.com is publishing to tell you not to vote. You should not listen to him. Instead, you should shove his ass into a locker and burn the entire campus containing said locker to the ground. (The campus is Hillsdale)

Shall we air “Kings” again?

Look at this BS

Spotted this grumpy bird in the marina yesterday

I literally wondered myself today if any umps have been suspended this year.

Who could have foreseen this except literally everyone www.nytimes.com/athletic/556...

MLB umpire Pat Hoberg disciplined for violating gambling ruleswww.nytimes.com Major League Baseball has disciplined umpire Pat Hoberg for violating the league’s gambling rules. Hoberg is appealing the decision. The league issued the following statement in response to inquiries ...

Feel the power of the Dark Side with this one weird trick

Just a flag with a big red A. For Alito

Walter. The old man can still get on the roof

Spider momma and attendant

Next seasons Fargo is gonna be lit

“With the jury out of the courtroom, Assistant U.S. Attorney Joseph Thompson said in open court that a woman in a Mazda drove to the juror’s home, left a bag of [$120k in] cash with her father-in-law and said “there’ll be another bag tomorrow” if she voted to acquit the seven defendants.”

Juror in Feeding Our Future case excused after being offered bags of cash to acquit • Minnesota Reformerminnesotareformer.com A juror in the Feeding Our Future case was excused Monday morning after prosecutors said an unidentified individual went to the juror’s house on Sunday night and offered a bag containing $120,000 in c...

I think qualifications for president should include qualification for any civil service job.

Ladies and gentlemen, the weakend!

Put water in the pool today

Obi wan von Trump I guess

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he believed Donald Trump’s conviction would only help the former president at the ballot box. The independent presidential candidate echoed many of Trump’s Republican allies who criticized the verdict as politically motivated.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Echoing Trump, Calls Manhattan Case Politically Motivatedwww.nytimes.com The independent presidential candidate said he believed Mr. Trump’s conviction would only help the former president at the ballot box.

I was trying to get convicted — DJT

Got a Moët & Chandon in my pretty cabinet. If not now, when?

Reposted by

Guy

Reply to

William Shakespeare

… Lebowski?

Reposted by

Guy

I am not in a sportive humor now: Tell me, and dally not, where is the money?

I have a theory on trumps sleeping in court. I think he shuts down. He’s so used to people blow sunshine up his ass that when he has to listen to negative things about himself he just shuts down. It’s a form of denial.

The first A/C day is not far off. 78 in the house. Windows wide open.

Ladies and gentlemen! The weakened!

I feel like bsky should have autorotating images so I can read the tiny text in a non (less) annoying manner. Maybe I’m doing it wrong? @bsky.app

Got a joke about Alexander but it’s not great.

I have a joke about Theseus. But it is not very original.

I have a joke about Caesar, it’s word salad but it rules.

I’ve got a horrible joke about Medusa, usually leaves people stone faced

I’m running for President. Care for some tea?

Trump is starting to sound like the alien translator from Mars Attacks. All green of skin.

Reposted by

Guy

AI-ai-ai

Psychopath Sheldon Cooper.