AK Lingus: scully: this guy was rejected five hundred times in three weeks milder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the diner waitress botherer

scully: this guy was rejected five hundred times in three weeks milder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the diner waitress botherer

just noticed the typo and grimaced

I imagine Milder is like Mulder, but somewhat more chill. MULDER: Dammit, Scully, why does no one believe me?! MILDER: It's okay, Scully. Everyone's on their own journey and will get there when it's time.

He only watches the most vanilla porn. Once a month.

I read it as Midler and now need that

this guy is a serial killer

Man, this could have been nice advice about taking some time to yourself to see other parts of the country and do something quiet but then he had to toss in becoming the diner waitress botherer

Fix Milder

my react to this man

Keturah

Don't want to judge a whole name, but the only Keturah I have met in real life confidently stated that women shouldn't have their own credit cards.....

even odds it’s the same woman

“Just take a couple months off between jobs and spend money on gas, eating out, and hotels the whole time” is a problem all in of itself before even getting to just *everything else* wrong here

$3800/month travel burn rate $0 income someone help me budget, my hundreds of thousands of dollars in savings(?) is dying

This was do-able for like two decades total in American history and those decades aren't anywhere near where a modern 31 year old has been alive

up there with the banned episode “Home”

I could see doing this as like, *fun* or something, not necessarily as a last-ditch attempt to find love like in a kooky Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie

“I'd be engaged to Keturah just before my discharge.” sir that is equivalent to abortion you will visit hell soon u alphabet mobster!!,,

It’s because of creeps like him that I quit hostessing after 2 weeks and never went back to restaurant work. Don’t harass service workers who know their tips depend on you being happy. It’s so gross. 🤢

“When’n they come ‘round the corner with yer coffee, check ‘n see if’n they got birthin’ hips. Wouldn’t hart no one to throw ‘em a compliment if they do.”

I'm assuming this guy is from one of the very socially conservative super patriarchies because saying to some woman you've just met 'I am looking for a good woman to marry' is not the play in the United States

I assumed this was going to be about the standard 'rejection desensitization' schtick of asking out every woman you see. It's so much worse.

aka the Boomhauer!

And all it takes is a few rejections too many before we have somebody called the I-80 Killer.

extra gross that he included those photos and now those girls are attached to his terrible advice. is he just taking photos of random waitresses while they try to work or (possibly weirder) is he googling "waitress" to include reference images of potential wives?

This guy is either 90 years old or else the biggest doofus in khaki pants

after a month of diner food he’d be going from toilet to toilet, let’s be honest

and if you reach the coast before you find her, your head explodes like bryan cranston

Always wondered where Tom Waits got his strange & dismal characters. (“I can eat here every night/ what the hell have i got to lose?”)

I like it better with the typo.

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