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Alexandra Almond

@alexandraalmond.bsky.social

Designer, writer, would-be footballer. she/her. On Bunurong land, voted YES. Debut novel THOROUGHLY DISENCHANTED out with HarperCollins AU in Dec 2024.
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I love that my local council is helping bees. Not just providing a place for them, but looking after their marketing.
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The local secondhand bookshop had a delivery of Terry Pratchett books. I’ve only ever read Discworld digitally. What was I supposed to do?
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Two thirds of the way through 700+ comments in my copy edit, due back on Monday. Fellow authors, is this a normal amount of changes? (PS. I'm not complaining. I like a lot of the suggestions, and several are pointing out plot holes we created with the structural edit so are kind of critical.)
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Hahaha there is hope 😂😆😂 And also, OMG why is everything like this? ☹️😥😞
On the one hand, the forces we are arrayed against are massive and daunting enough to make anyone lose courage. On the other hand, it keeps turning out that the people in charge of almost everything are not very bright.
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My kobo delivered me a teaser (35 pages) of @catswrites.bsky.social‘s new book You Should Be So Lucky and I stupidly dived in. Previously I knew it was coming but didn’t spend much mental energy on it. Now I’ll be thinking about it every day for the next three weeks.
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I don’t normally read horror, but I trust Jordan L Hawk so maybe I’ll give this a go.
Cover reveal and preorder! Coming in ebook, paperback, and hardcover May 21! Check out the cover and order direct from my site for a discount: jordanlhawk.com/blogs/news/n...
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This is a great read from @goddessblade.bsky.social Don't be put off by the title; I didn't know what dialectical feminism was either. But I do now, and am better for it. ko-fi.com/post/Dialect...
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Snow holidays are better with a dog (if only she could snowboard)
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Black Magic feels more library-esque than « Attack » but whatever it takes, I guess.
A cartoon about libraries for the Guardian.
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I found a loose page ripped from a book on the street, and weirdly recognised it. In The Frame by Dick Francis, 1976. I own the complete works of Dick Francis thanks to a teenage fascination with horseracing & crime. Who in the neighbourhood is my secret book buddy? #coincidence #bookbsky
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In France the town I lived in for a few months didn’t sell takeaway coffee anywhere; you had to sit in. I’m trying to get back to that habit.
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Am I paying an extra $7 on kobo for the cover? Don't get me wrong, I would, it's a great cover. @scalzi.com
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I love that my timeline is full of people responding enthusiastically to this grammar provocateur #commasplice #semicolon
Is a comma splice really such a sin? I mean, what am I supposed to do, use a semicolon? Nobody wants that. Nobody wants to see a semicolon.
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This is two years of gratitude, collected weekly at our Monday morning checkins at my work. It’s a lovely habit and reading them back today was a joy. I appear to be most grateful for people (friends, family, colleagues), Captain, nature, my house, and football.
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It's hard to tell Captain's sitting from his dancing these days.
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100% this.
I don't know about creative temperaments. I do know that the problems of writing a novel (what happens next, how do I get unstuck, why is this plot a disjointed mess, what are the characters even doing) are all solved by writing the book. AKA, the process of writing a book is solving those problems.
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