I invented a machine to help aging pop groups keep fit on tour. My only problem is that the waiting list to use it is getting ridiculously long because the first group are taking ages on it. I'm still working out the Kinks.
I invented a machine to clone pop groups. At the moment there are a few issues - like, all the clones are a quarter of the size of the originals.
Still, little Steps.
I invented a machine that was meant to blend Dylan Thomas' quotes with rock bands, but it doesn't work. It's infuriating. I rage, rage against the machine!
