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A family of possums are desperate to move into our house and the baby is resorting to Mission Impossible shit
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The cat— who also doesn’t live here— is trying to get involved
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Why is my house a constant episode of Wild Kingdom
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This is still happening. I am trying to work. Impossible
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One minute he was outside the window screen and the next minute he was… sitting on my windowsill. He’s been forced back outside and now we’re all standing here working on our next move
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This outrageous little bastard is trying to get BACK IN THE HOUSE
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HE LOOKS SO SAD. i'm sorry but i'm telling @darthbluesky.bsky.social on you. please let that adorable diseased feral rodent into your house IMMEDIATELY, it's not his fault
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It's hot out. Let it stay.
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He's like "Don't give up, you can do this!" 😹
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Sorry but he lives there now, he earned it
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He's your baby now
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so what's the name of your new pet?
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He's just looking for a cozy bed to sleep in until night time!
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INCREDIBLE 😂 how will this story end???
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Congrats on your new job, documenting all of this for us.
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That little dude clearly is on a mission to break into the mainframe of a corporation in 90s movie, at any cost.
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A spritz of my later mother's Chanel No. 5 should do the trick. (She decanted her soul into her final bottle of CN5, so spraying it on a possum will require a DVM's signoff and a quick conference call with your state wildlife agency and a bonded medium)
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It sort of looks like the possum lives there now.
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definitely going to have to do a rescue mission and pull the screens off
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This is your only job now.
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You could say this is...opposumible. I'll just get my coat.
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Sorry boss, can't work, will be on air soon with my first episode of "Unexpected Wildlife"
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At first glance I thought , "Have the rats started taking steroids?"
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That is just too darn cute!
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this is some kind of Snow White level of animal bullshit!
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Not clear that your account of who lives there and who doesn't live there is generally accepted
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Seen my cat try to take down a baby possum. Too many teeth. Difficulty: impossible. I didn’t wait around to see what would happen if a second cat got involved
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