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Sir the Ambassador from the rat delegation is here, a Sensei of some kind? He has four turtles as his bodyguards. I’m not sure what’s going on. Quark screamed “ROM! PIZZA!!” and dashed down the Promenade.
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One of them called me "Dude" in a highly disrespectful manner.
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I think it’s the opposite…? It seems to be some sort of gender neutral term, even though it’s an ancient gendered word? And yet it doesn’t designate rank. Fascinating. And they called Quark a “rude dude” so apparently there are levels of “dude-ness”?
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I did this once and he made me run, like six kazillion laps, and I'm all like, dude, as if...
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You still haven't finished! Get going!
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Gowron, like, totally chill out, like dude! Do you like, want to like, kill Alf or like, something?
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No, no, if he was trying to kill Alf then he'd be ordering Alf to report for level four dodgeball class. That's the one with landmines and spike-covered dodgeballs delivered via launchers.
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I keep threatening to eat Alf, does that help?
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I have a suggestion.
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IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL... Dammit, Coach, he's running the wrong way.
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*taps his ear* I think my universal translator is broken I have no idea what that translates too
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Perhaps you can ask their assistant, the lady in the yellow jumpsuit.
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We are all dudes on this blessed day.
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Computer, translate "Cowabunga".
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I hate these crossover episodes... So much thematic spillage and fan service easter eggs to clean up afterwards. Hope I remembered to order enough Zep Purple industrial solvent.
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It smells like burning.
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It was horrible those turtles wanted all the pizza i had
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Shouldn’t you be happy you sold it all?
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They paid in this ooze stuff... What am I supposed to do with this?
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Idk but Julian is VERY interested
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well he can have it *hands him the canister of ooze* give it too him when you see him
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I won’t spill it, that’s for sure. Probably.
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Some one call Constable Odo on this criminal admitting to crimes publicly bsky.app/profile/dnlm...
Chief remember that Ooze is a controlled substance under federation law because it can cause genetic augmentation. Do not let any of it into the station.
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arrest the turtles they brought it on
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You should talk to the one with purple headband, I hear he is really good with tech. Maybe help you fix the replicator problems on the promenade.
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He just sort of pulled up a chair and started working
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Chief remember that Ooze is a controlled substance under federation law because it can cause genetic augmentation. Do not let any of it into the station.
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Enjoy dealing with 6 foot voles that know bejoran insurrection tactics
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I mean. Wouldn’t be the first time.
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I have a tail now!
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The mutation goes backwards in time?!
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I'll handle it. In for a penny, in for a pound and all that.
Chief I heard them asking Quark if he was the pizza delivery driver any idea what that is?
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That pizza got there in much less then 30 minutes