🤖 AP Breaking News (unofficial): BREAKING: Bolivian general who appeared to lead a failed coup is arrested after an attorney general opened an investigation against him.

BREAKING: Bolivian general who appeared to lead a failed coup is arrested after an attorney general opened an investigation against him.

What, you mean when there's an attempted coup the feds at large can just immediately detain the insurrectionists?????

What a concept!

Why can't we do this?

Because then we'd look like a competent nation?

But but but everyone else gets a more functional country than us

Something something land of the free or something, I guess xD

The noise of those waving grains is too loud, and I can't sleep

I thought they were supposed to be plentiful harvests of ripe staple cereals, not raining grains of lead shot.

In the USA freedom is spelled as two words.

.... WHERE IS MY FREE DOM, MR IRS MAN!? My ass is not going to fuck itself! XD

The Democrats need to maintain a reason they can't do the things their voters need them to do

amazing that other countries do not tolerate coup attempts

CIA losing their touch, you live to see it

Letting Tim Robinson know this would be a great sketch

God, I can hear it

General Zùñiga "I don't know how any of this works, and I'm scared!"

Wait you can arrest a guy after a failed coup? Ha. I'll be damned

lol rekt

🇺🇸 just 💩ing the bed, left right north south east west … loooollloollllzzzzzz

first time I've heard "the president actually asked me to do it" lol

Rude

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I see Elons coup went well

Fuck yeah! Fuck those right wingers ❤️

As it should be following a coup attempt. Looking at you, DOJ.

Oh. So this IS possible? Asking for a country.

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