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If Mama ain't happy nobody happy
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just got a job at the new york times as some dumbass
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Hey, it's that guy who wouldn't be an MP if the Labour party hadn't decided they'd rather a Tory won the seat than a Muslim
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Need a break from today’s news? Here’s a lion in a wheelbarrow.
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Raise a glass for Harry Dean Stanton, born this day in 1926.
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The curse of Starmer has broken English hearts
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i’m being told it’s my duty to condemn political violence, so in light of yesterday’s events i once again condemn the israeli genocide against the palestinian people, and the united states’ active participation in enabling it.
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Southgate rolling the dice early with an adventurous 9-0-1 formation
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"Three lions on a shirt Jules Rimet's still gleaming although the European Championship trophy is actually named after Henri Delauney, and Rimet himself has no association with this tournament" Sir Kier Starmer
You just know that if England win, Baddiel and Skinner will record another version of that fucking song
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FOOTBALL IS ICUMEN HOME! LHOUDE SING CUCKOOO!
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before you criticize this person for their aim, what have you done to assassinate him?
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Political assassination is back in fashion I see. In unrelated news the Secretary of State for Health and Social Care does not receive a personal security detail of any kind
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dude how is there a dril tweet predicting this
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ah Jaysus Joe, isn't it terrible
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Biden has said more to condemn someone shooting at Trump than to condemn the IDF killing 90 Palestinians yesterday.
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
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Wes Streeting looks like he thinks all Burke's actions in Aliens were justified.
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Wes Streeting's position on puberty blockers – effectively, fuck trans kids, let them die – shows why marginalised people are disgusted by privileged folks' post-election sycophancy and self-absorption. Columns about the PM's fuckability when his govt is fucking the most vulnerable. Fucking ghouls.
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There was a case in the US where the most hated man in town was shot in front of 45 people, but everyone present claimed to see nothing and no charges could be pressed as a result. Anyway - Wes Streeting is in the news again.
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Well that didn’t take long did it Wes just couldn’t wait
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why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs
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Delighted with tonight's result as not only do we get to see Dani Olmo skipping through the England midfield but win or lose it also all but guarantees Southgate getting the Man United job, which will be funny
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England playing some genuinely good football in the first half must have infuriated Southgate, thankfully he's put a stop to it now
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someone should bury wes streeting alive not a joke 100% someone should do this
Good morning and fuck Wes Streeting in particular