amy: i just feel like more of you need to be aware of finland's eurovision contestant, who calls himself windows95man

i just feel like more of you need to be aware of finland's eurovision contestant, who calls himself windows95man

while we're here: croatia's contestant is called Baby Lasagna

& ireland singer is “Bambi Thug”

And Bambi was AMAZING really stole the show

Baby lasagna is kinda awesome tbh

this is beautiful, thank you for sharing awareness youtu.be/Tf1NS1vEhSg?...

Windows95man - No Rules! | Finland 🇫🇮 | National Final Performance | Eurovision 2024youtu.be Subscribe and 🔔 to Eurovision 👉 https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision?sub_confirmation=1 ⠀Windows95man won Finland's national selection show UMK and will...

HE HATCHES FROM A DENIM EGG

it's inspired. i love it

I was 3/4 on board until the lowering of the denim shorts around 2:10. Then I was 4/4 on board. Then he shot fireworks out of them and I was 23/4 on board

I think it was that moment that got me to vote for him.

Is it weird to suddenly feel patriotic for another country to which I have no familial connection?

not weird, this is what John Lennon wanted for us

Oh my god. My FACE when he started shooting the sparklers from the jorts tubes

This has some serious Gunther vibes going on! youtu.be/iPrnduGtgmc?...

Gunther - Ding Dong Songyoutu.be

The Canadian Tuxedo evolved to its ULTIMATE FORM!

THANKS!

what

omw to CERN to put an end to this timeline for once and for all

giving real "everyone bailed on the group project so I did this on the strength of Red Bull and duct tape" vibes

Nailed this presentation.

It is the power panties for me, them are power drawers and nobody will ever tell me that isn't the secret to his magic. Power Panties.

I wanted to like this, but it was at 69 and that was too perfect.

Okay Kaitlin this actually made me lol, thank you

Let me know if I can help.

That there is a very secure person.

just now realizing it's a crop top... this man has confidence I can only dream of

Finnish people are children of nature and sauna, where everyone is naked. We love our naked butts.

I have Finnish relatives and can confirm

I want to attend his seminar.

There’s just a lot at work here

The actual performance include an entire Austin powers style skit where they hide his genitals behind random objects and people and ends with him donning very short never nude style jeans shorts. It was fantastic Eurovision weird.

Oh and I forgot the most important part - the shorts decend from the ceiling and spit fireworks when he puts them on.

How would it be Eurovision if they didn't?

it was honestly sooo funny, the joke songs never win but i am pulling for him

I am bored of all of the generic pop songs. I so badly want a joke song or heavy metal to win.

I mean, Lordi won the whole thing in 2006. www.loudersound.com/features/the...

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I had a number of reasons for opposing eurovision this year and this didn't even make the list.

I am too American to actively watch every year, but I guess I thought a bit more went into things?

i've been watching for the last few years and there's always *one* guy doing an elaborate bit

hey now, some years there's *two*

Let's not kid ourselves, it's *almost all bits* ;) The movie Eurovision really had a challenge for themselves, because how do you do an over-the-top parody of a competition that's an over-the-top parody of itself every year?

I've never watched it, but I am also not under the impression any thought goes into it. I am just unfathomably mad they let australia in. And also the political stuff.

I do not understand why the non-European countries are there???? (even aside from the genocidal elephant in the room.)

Yes, this is what I don’t get. It’s *EURO*vision. If a country isn’t in the EU, or at least in the land masses known as Europe, why is it allowed in the competition? Or why don’t they change the name to encompass more than Europe?

I don't know?! go home australia, you're drunk!

Here’s another problem w the name of this competition! bsky.app/profile/lady...

Do Europeans know vision = seeing and sound = hearing?

It's something to do with the broadcast network and the countries *that* includes. It's part of the requirement for getting in

Tldr sponsorship money

Nah, the political stuff is part of what makes it great. :) You often start out more focused on who you *hate* and *don't* want to win; faves develop later. And it's a truly immense spectacle with high production values. To get a sense of the quality: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0SG...

Rebecca Ferguson & Alyosha - Welcome To Our House / Ordinary World | Eurovision 2023 🇺🇦🇬🇧www.youtube.com Subscribe and 🔔 to Eurovision 👉 https://www.youtube.com/user/eurovision?sub_confirmation=1Rebecca Ferguson and Alyosha performed ‘Welcome To Our House’ at ...

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