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Kieran

@kierbear.bsky.social

He/him, Aotearoa
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Happy #primeweek! I just want to let y’all know that the Amazon shipping warehouse where my husband works is denying workers fans during a nationally recognized heat emergency and everything you order during time week places workers’ lives at risk.
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3024 AD. little is now known of The Internet, which simply stopped working nearly one thousand years ago. only a single post remains, badly damaged. it speaks of a firmware update called "Co fee." could this bring the Web back on line? the badly garbled first half seems to taunt you: "Flumpty Foo"
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(stealing this because it needed alt text. I'm not sorry.)
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might watch a godzilla movie and cry again tonight.
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why the fuck are equipoise lamps $150+ that's so expensive for a damn lamp, but i need one
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I think it’s important in the current moment we find ourselves in with the media playing a massive part in trying to undermine things in a crucial moment for democracy in a coordinated way for people to understand that many of us on the academic side have been trying to warn you for literally years.
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You had me at “exceedingly dry in-jokes for recherché subcultures”
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Anybody on here have teens who play video games online? My son is super lonely and needs a person or two that he can play with.
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I have no desire to become really fast at cutting/slicing veges, but I'm really good at slicing with atomic precision, which in my mind is much better.
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charles gasparino should kill himself for having written this.
Couldn’t even muster a capital letter P for “DEI president” in this poorly-worded, inflammatory, heat-seeking headline.
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For some reason youtube has been recommending this guy's videos to me, he only has 50k subscribers and claims to be the mahdi prophesized in islam, but he's just a slightly better dressed russell brand dipshit, and yet his comments are full of fucking idiots who believe him?
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Sammie wanted to sit in the hammock. But she does not understand the physics of hammock.
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are there any actors who do the scream/cry better than japanese actors? because i think not.
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older generations when kids raised on iPad cannot install a video card
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Every song should feature a sax solo. This is a new law of music.
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Also "the other day" was always a wednesday. It's been proven by science and the bible.
when I say “the other day” it might be 1998 who even knows
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I've done so much cleaning this morning it actually looks like I'm mentally healthy.
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The One Ring don't work on me so I won't use it! But don't give it to me cuz I'd probably lose it!
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Yooo I'm Bombadil and I'm here to say, all y'all barrow wights should go away
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The newest TikTok trend is Bombadiling, where a Gen-Zer will film themself being a merry fellow wearing a bright blue jacket and boots that are yellow.
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How come the UK can get rid of politicians whose *spouses* use taxpayer money to buy porn when we have fucking Shane Jones?
i just need to share with you all that the woman Keir Starmer chose to appoint to be in charge of the Department for Education (Brit equivalent of DOE), Jacqui Smith, was formerly the Home Secretary (= Secretary of State) in 2009 and had to resign because her husband used taxpayer money to buy porn
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This is useful! Post it on your parents Facebook feed! I'm serious. This is the kind of shit they'll share!
For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.
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Love the obvious hat tip to Free Derry Corner in this new Welsh mural. 👊
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It is so fucking cold this morning. I am unamused.