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Abby @arobertswrites.com · 10 days
Absolutely love the description of Sauron being “busy with evil”
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 10 days
Orc captain: Lord, me and the horde were wondering if we could go raiding- Sauron: quiet! I’m making a spreadsheet!
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Andrew Reeves @andrewsshi.bsky.social · 10 days
One of the fascinating things about LotR is that the only time you see the words "policy" used are when it's Saruman talking or the mostly omniscient author talking about Sauron.
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Proof of Burden @proofofburden.bsky.social · 10 days
Sauron on that evil grind. Fully wickedness-pilled
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Knepherbird @knepherbird.com · 10 days
Sauron's LinkedIn must be pretty wild.
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Emily @becausechaucer.bsky.social · 10 days
evil emails, evil committee meetings, evil fundraising
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Adrian Bonenberger @bonenberger.bsky.social · 10 days
New AFK just dropped (BWE)
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Hare 🍉 @haredurer.bsky.social · 10 days
Sauron declining your party invitation "just got a lot going on right now"
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Angus McIntyre @angusm.bsky.social · 10 days
Mrs Sauron: How was your day, Dark Lord? Sauron: (gestures) Oh, you know, this & that. Just busy with evil. Mrs S: Mmm. S: You know, however much I do, there's always more. Some days I think I'll never get to the end of my be-evil list. Mrs S: There, there. Sit down. I'll get your slippers.