Asher: Hopefully Springing Eternal

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Asher: Hopefully Springing Eternal

@asherd.bsky.social

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart." Baseball über alles. | Writer over yonder at Pitcher List
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The Yankees sure are stinking out loud lately but Ben Rice having a triple dong game and getting a curtain call against Boston is pretty cool and good.
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I'm at Yankee Stadium, I can confirm it's raining.
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Artist Hitomi Terasawa drew a meticulous cross-sectioned rendering of Hong Kong's infamous Kowloon Walled City before it was razed in 1994. Now we have rare scans revealing the inner workings of the labyrinth-like metropolis. www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/07/kowl...
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Google's foray into the world of chatbots remains the dumbest thing going.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. (AP) — Google falling short of important climate target, cites electricity needs of AI.
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The Sword Of Damocles has been entirely replaced at this point by The Biggest Moneys Paw You've Ever Fuckin' Seen
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scotus has absolutely RUINED bobby bonilla day
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I guess the logical endpoint of the whole "people with adhd are a different species and also better" thing is not understanding the effects of uppers at all.
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Holy shit, they're selling Disco Elysium for $3.99 on the Steam summer sale. Absolute banger of a game, might be the best value for your dollar you'll ever get.
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I guess the good news is that the good pitching sample size is much bigger? So I can hope? Right?
Yikes! (From SNtv broadcast)
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every time you see a publication amplifying republican claims that biden is taking pre-debate drugs without mentioning that the trump administration went through enough speed to make secretariat run through 5,000 feet of solid granite, they are making a choice
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sometimes I look at both sides of a contentious interpersonal debate on here and realize: - I have literally no idea what either side is talking about - that’s fine actually
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The older I get the more I feel like striving to be a good and kind person is an act of rebellion in a hateful world.
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The Bears have a WR in camp named Dante Pettis.
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Baseball fans insisting people get surgery against medical advice has skyrocketed to the top of the list of things I fucking hate about baseball fans.
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My girlfriend has become obsessed with this show The Traitors and I hate playing Mafia, but apparently I hate watching idiots play it even more.
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Against my better judgement, I am watching House Of The Dragon, and it still pleases me that even back then the Starks are like "Yeah I know you have a bunch of dumb drama going on but we're doing *important work* up here at the wall" and nobody believes them or cares.
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gonna start saying this more often
right. really the person at fault here is god for making me this way
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Sometimes I'll find myself Googling a term that's clearly part of a discourse I don't know about, and I'll stop myself, and close the tab, and award myself 1 Good Boy point.
i have even less idea what a lot of you are talking about now and i can't honestly see how more than 10 or 20 people in the entire world could keep up with this stuff. i'm going to go look at pictures of kittens now
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I need baseball twitter to come here just to save me from myself. I can't wallow around in serious topics and politics like this I hate it.
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Making friends as an adult
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@funranium.bsky.social + @zitron.bsky.social my Black Blood of the Earth order came in the other day and I'm now realizing I have no idea how best to consume it. Got any favorites, or are you just shooting it straight in the mornings?
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It's super cool that fraud is, by and large, entirely legal and actually encouraged in the US these days.