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*shooting a CEO with a harpoon gun* it’s sad but necessary. If we don’t keep their population in check they’ll destroy the environment
I mean it’s sad really, they’re not developed enough to understand the harm they’re doing so we’ve gotta step in and help curtail the population.
*dressed like Captain Ahab*
"I must destroy....the white one."
"That's uh....thats a lot of them"
CEOs are an invasive species
You can imagine how disappointed I was when I discovered this wasn’t the premise of “Shark Tank”
Treating corporations like invasive species. i like it.
“Sure I have 15 stuffed CEO’s above my fireplace, but it shows my dedication to the environment. They would just go to WASTE anyways!”
Oh, this one is still alive... *clubs it to death* There. That's better.
It's the American way. Push them to the very edge of extinction. Boy, will they embrace the Endangered Species Act then.
The Purge except instead of people being free from legal consequences for one day of the year, all billionaires are actually held accountable for the crimes they commit against society.
so do we get the first day of CEO season off school or is that just a rural thing
I mean a company never shrinks its C-Suite until it's really falling apart
I trust you have the proper tags for this season.
Don't need tags for pests.
I keep saying, you wouldn’t need to get them all. Just one or two.
CEOs are more like Bullfrogs in Australia, an invasive species that is entirely harmful to the environment it’s found itself in
Need to eliminate them entirely so we can establish a healthy ecosystem of worker owned co-ops
I'm now imagining this as the next Bembo run.
Bembo needs no harpoon gun. He just throws the harpoon.
or attaches a rope to a CEO and throws them at another CEO with great force
Just listen for the Purge siren at the start of the bow hunting season. Shotgun/rifle starts two weeks later.
They're invasive. You can hunt them to extinction.
I know just whom to start with...
#XMarksTheSpot
That’s just the bonus by-catch. Point at the shareholders and/or the directive boards.
It's good work you're doing there, but until we get the nation's MBA programs under control they will continue to outbreed their habitat
Hmm. Trophy hunting photos but with billionaires rather than lions?
Might I recommend using tannerite instead like we do with other feral pigs?
Would be even funnier if this was seconds after they tried to deploy the golden parachute
Can’t we just train more Orcas?
Just beat them in the head with bats at a young age they'll learn real quick 🙉
You know, what it lacks in aesthetics compared to a guillotine, it makes up for in portability.
We call this ‘culling the turds’
It's not sad at all. It's gleeful fun. Do it more. MOAR.
Honestly, same with the rich. Every couple hundred years or so we gotta purge them and take all their money and value and use it properly to help the world.
I agree. My CEO threw a snowball at my office window this afternoon. & I only gave him the finger. This is a better response, and I know he'll understand! 😁
Wouldn’t it be more humane to neuter them and release them back into the wild?
