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Hi, I’m Sam Handwich, owner and founder of Sam Handwich’s Ham Sandwiches. When my father gave me this name, I vowed to one day kill him. I’ve harnessed that anger into a passion for quality meat and deli products, and I’m here today to tell you about our new spring menu

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NEW: Maine secretary of state rules Trump is disqualified from appearing on 2024 ballot under section 3 of the 14th Amendment www.maine.gov/sos/news/202...

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you’re living in it, baby

If you were visited by three ghosts in Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?

If you were visited by 3 ghosts for Christmas who would you want them to be?

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More Americans want a president who sounds like a pleasant normie on holidays than like a raving lunatic. I will continue believing this unless proven otherwise. And I don’t expect to be.

Hooker: “What do you do?” Carl: “uh, I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.”

I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.

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Special holiday wishes going out to everyone who is spending the day sick and/or isolating. It’s a rough virusy time. I hope you get lots of rest and blankets and nice warm drinks and think hopeful thoughts for the new year! 💙

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My Christmas present to all of you is the context that this was *directly in response* to getting clowned on for confusing a state legislative redistricting issue for a congressional one, among the most elementary and humiliating errors a political commentator could make

how is this real

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Is Ron DeSantis about to drop out?

Ron DeSantis Advisers Prepare To 'Make The Patient Comfortable' Ahead Of Dropping Out: NYTwww.thedailybeast.com If the Florida governor’s appeal was supposed to be Trump without the baggage, that’s not what voters saw.

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David Aronchick

… funny enough, it’s REALLY hard to get Wired to cough up that article, even with the author’s name and the complete headline. (It’s July, 2022) (DDG can produce it as the top hit.) 15 months from that breathless press release cosplaying as an article to this from October 7 2023:

Study Finds That Police “Crime Predicting” AI Fails Miserably at Predicting Crimesfuturism.com For more than a decade, cops have tried to use "predictive policing" to presage where crimes will happen — but they seem not to work at all.

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I said this on Xitter, but just way to deal w/Trump is: 1) DC Circuit lifts stay and denies immunity, INCLUDING any claim of double jeopardy. 2) Jack Smith supersedes Trump, adding insurrection (which no longer would pose double jeopardy risk). 3) After a June trial on all that, SCOTUS upholds CO.

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a story in 4 parts 😌

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PARSON BROWN WAS A SHAM. YOU WERE MARRIED BY A SNOWMAN. YOUR MARRIAGE ISN'T LEGAL. YOUR CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS.

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NEWS: SCOTUS will not immediately hear the case over Trump’s immunity claim in connection with the Jan. 6-related federal charges he faces in DC. The DC Circuit, however, has already expedited the appeal to be heard there in early January.

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ATTICA! ATTICA!

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I will pay to subscribe, for one year at least, to any pro writer I follow here or who leaves substack for a site that bans Nazis. I hope other readers will do likewise.

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Andy Craig

Trump is not popular. Trump has never been popular. Trump will never be popular. Not once has an actual majority or even plurality wanted him to be president, nor disapproved of all these things.

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I’m calling BS on a narrative that’s become widespread: The idea that liberals hope the 14th amendment is the “magical cure-all” that finishes Trump once and for all. This NYT piece leads with this claim. 1/ www.nytimes.com/2023/12/21/u...

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Please, @araina.bsky.social, look how cool we could be.

The people in the Facebook 12ft Skeleton Owners Group are on an unsustainable trajectory of absurdity and I’m 100% here for it

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The guy who opened his campaign in 2015 by calling Mexicans rapists and then began his administration in 2017 by trying to ban Muslims from entering the country was surely just kidding when he said recently that immigrants are poisoning the nation’s bloodstream. Liberals are so over sensitive.

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i very regularly think that americans have an extremely skewed perspective on revolutions, primarily because ours was largely successful, less (aesthetically) horrific than average, and took place prior to mechanized total war.

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Excuse me, I'll just be crumbling into a pile of dust over here 💀💀💀💀💀

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Yeah I stole your ape pics. What are you gonna do, draw some police