Jeph Jacques: I hope he gets so mad he d*es — Subium • Bluesky web client

I hope he gets so mad he d*es

Can't throw your tray of pasta against the wall IN HANDCUFFS! *heart blows up*

maybe he did bsky.app/profile/plan...

Oh god that's the stuff

🤞🤞🤞🤞 this is the best Internet day since he got COVID

would literally be my favorite thing he's ever done

it's our best hope

Now that he's actually been CONVICTED of something, agree with you

Make Aorta Congeal Again 2024!

Not until after sentencing. If he dies before sentencing, it gets vacated.

Inshallah

Head explodes like in Scanners

Yea

shart attack

He goes out like he got critically hit in a 2d fallout game.

Let him have a stroke and spend several years as a vile pile of lard.

That seems a bit shortsighted. I hope he shits himself, visibly and unmistakably, on live TV, just as he's bending over to enter his car, and THEN he dies, seizing, ass up, bowels voiding through his pants and down his legs, and the last thing he hears is his own massive death-fart.

does what? /s

Nah, I doubt he even knows what Dees is.

I'd love to see the courtroom artist scribbling that one down.

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