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BagelTechno (Life Aquatic Mode)

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Sauci Lawboi. Orioles . FSU (normal)
Baltimore --> Philadelphia
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sending my group chat unhinged recruiting graphics and announcements while playing my college football dynasty
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as a florida state alum (undergrad), yes, ha ha ha, yes!
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achieving a fission reaction through increased online interactions between ohio state and florida state fans
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you can lose to jacksonville state (again) and then win the national championship in the same season- what a wonderful game
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the difficult field goal kicking procedure in the new college football game really lets you relive a lot of classic florida state moments
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ol' reliable (and a lot of the fun pistol sets involving wr in the option) were not there : /
sure hope ol' reliable is waiting there for me at 4:00 p.m. today
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JD Vance about to be immediately overshadowed by millions of posters announcing their commitments to SunBelt programs at 4:00 pm
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the same 50 cent who publicly supported drake (the clear loser) in the kendrick-drake beef? interesting.
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sure hope ol' reliable is waiting there for me at 4:00 p.m. today
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i don't want to unleash the madden cheese (operating solely out of a 5 wide set), but i will if i must : /
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the masculine desire to run the most disgusting triple option scheme known to man without possessing the aptitude/hand-eye coordination to run the most disgusting triple option scheme known to man
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i wish u good health and the offensive scheme of your dreams at 4:00 pm
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congrats to Spain. big weekend for guys with unconventional chins, apparently
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Baltimore is such an incredible city
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GO CHANTS!!!
I AM COMMITTING TO THE COASTAL CAROLINA CHANTICLEERS. PLEASE RESPECT MY DECISION.
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I AM COMMITTING TO THE COASTAL CAROLINA CHANTICLEERS. PLEASE RESPECT MY DECISION.
my ass could be playing the new college football video game now if i had only live-streamed my NCAA14 dynasties over the past 11 years. major L for me, tbh
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it’s a fake excerpt, but still very amusing to me given its plausibility lol
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my ass could be playing the new college football video game now if i had only live-streamed my NCAA14 dynasties over the past 11 years. major L for me, tbh
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someone else posted this screenshot, but i have never related to president biden more than i have on the issue of mixing up guys while doing immaculate grid (relating to president only applies to immaculate grid)
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seeing the ESPN college football guys pop up in these contexts just shows how much they’ve gutted other elements of the operation to go all-in on CFB, imo
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hearing “now that’s an SEC-style rally!” during the broadcast with no context
Thank goodness Chris Fowler was available. There are literally no other sports announcers who could call the #Wimbledon final 🎾 🙄
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[RETVRN]: (playing a cracked version of Diablo II that nearly overloads the family desktop computer every time you boot it up only)
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the age of the automatic stay and administration by the trustee is over; the time of the judgment creditor free-for-all has come
"Giuliani’s creditors will also be able to try to seize his bank accounts, a Mercedes-Benz sports car...26 luxury watches, three World Series championship rings for the New York Yankees, and other baseball memorabilia, like a signed Joe DiMaggio shirt he claims to own" www.cnn.com/2024/07/12/p...
Judge dismisses Giuliani’s bankruptcy case, allowing creditors to try to seize his assets | CNN Politicswww.cnn.com Rudy Giuliani is no longer entitled to bankruptcy protection, a judge decided Friday, making it possible for creditors to immediately pursue his assets within days.