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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 5 mo
Am I ridin' with Biden? Yes. But I'm also ready to haul with cholesterol if that's what it takes to keep Rapeface J. McDefamation out of the Whitehouse. 😭😭
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5 mo
Adding “Noted muralist” to Wile E. Coyote’s Wikipedia page.
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 8 mo
Like father like son
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 8 mo
Happy thanksgiving everyone
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Nubbin00 @nubbin00.bsky.social · 8 mo
Thomas the Tie Fighter And that's enough internet for today
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 8 mo
He was the Hattori Hanzo of prison shivs
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KIMBLY💕✨ @k1m.bsky.social · 9 mo
This is how I get fired/punched in the face but I’m willing to risk it
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 9 mo
It's Halloween! Happy Christmas goths. Happy birthday redheads.
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
No wonder why the neighborhood kids makes fun of me
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
Moon Over My Hammy: The Musical
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
I was talking to preachy preach About kissy kiss
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
When you tell me to calm my tits, this is who you are talking to
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
Cheer up a pumpkin with a handy
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Rob Cee @robcee.bsky.social · 9 mo
Jason Statham is just Vin Diesel doing a British accent.
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
For those about to skeet by ac/dc
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
Nancy Mace today
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 9 mo
Body by Cake™️
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
Dude I think Nancy Mace fuuuuuckkkkks
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
Banana pudding counts as an antidepressant
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 9 mo
Pretty sure god went out for cigarettes years ago
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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 9 mo
I have yet to fuck around but I'm always finding out
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 9 mo
I just want to spend my life hanging out with cats and making people giggle is that so bad
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 10 mo
Head shoulders knees and hoes Knees and hoes
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 10 mo
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 10 mo
If life is a highway, is death the next exit?
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No not that Dave, the other one @baphometd.bsky.social · 10 mo