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Blimey I started chatterin like me mates in Liverpool and them went n made me Editor n Chief of that Washington Post wild scenes innit
Didn’t even ask went out to nosh on some chips maybe a kebab and a lady stopped me and she says “Sir, you must have fantastic news judgment sir, listen to that accent sir, can you start Monday sir”
Es tut mir leid, sir, das hier ist ein Wendy's
Somewhere, a media company is calling Dick Van Dyke after watching "Mary Poppins"...
Ben, serious Q. Will your new job impact your willingness/ability to share those cursed images of that godawful sandwich you inflict on us annually?
And if the answer is “no”, is there anything we can say/do to change your mind?
Chow! Mein! Sand! Wich! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Got any Maoam Stripes you can share?
Cor blimey I should coco etc
It's not just the posh drawl, you've got to sharply clip it
Don't know why but my brain shifted you into an Australian accent here.
this is so true funny probably happened
All he has to do is make sure Trump is elected.
* kin yew staht Moondee sah!?
Ben, buy the Post from Bezos
The only Tim who dominates the Post I acknowledge
He would transubstantiate into Post Malonion and need to get a bad face tattoo. It'd be like crossing the streams.
at this rate the World's Greatest Newspaper will become the World's Largest Newspaper
He could be the Sinclair of anything decent.
No one in Liverpool would say any of these things. Immediately delete and apologize.
then Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt...
Gimme one right in tha SHITTAH GUV
If any Scousers see this you are going to be bombarded with “wool”
Hold on a second. Are you general Robert e lee?
A lot of planets have a north!
Apples n pears, m8. Chip shop, bobs yee uncle.
