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Watching Future War MST3K on the Forever-a-thon YouTube. I’m surprised all over again whenever I’m reminded that Future War protagonist David Bernhardt would go on to be an in-demand stunt performer for decades. He’s in The Matrix films, John Wicks, even trained Bob Odenkirk!
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And best of all: Santa’s Summer House
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They couldn’t afford Eric Roberts (recorded over the phone) to voice the corgi?
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Oh jesus. I forgot about that movie. Buried it deep, beneath the ice cream bunny. Thanks for exhuming it.
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why did they make the cover picture look like winter I thought I was done letting this movie break my brain
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Cynthia Rothrock as you've never seen her! "Anyone want some cookies?"
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holy shit i need to see this movie
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why so many accomplished martial artists crowd this movie's cast is beyond me. kathy long looks as confused in this film as she should be
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I know basically none of those people except for Cynthia Rothrock, but it has a corgi, so it has my vote of approval.
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*Daniel* Bernhardt, and his actual best movie ever is uhhhh somewhat different: