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Pretty cliche local politics scandal, just another tarantula-throwing incident.
It’s hard to believe that a county commissioner candidate who would loudly rev up a gas mower claiming they’ll all be taken away would also throw a tarantula at someone and set up a fake Grindr account for her ex and commit credit card fraud and fat shame the person she threw the tarantula at
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Same ol' story. Starts as politicians throwing tarantulas and next thing you know, they're elected to lead a tarantula cult.
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Tarantula bites man story. Slow news day.
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With great power comes great GAHH GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME
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The Boys from Brazil, Boebert Division, is hard at work
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Ugh, heard this story a thousand times over. Feels like every other week you hear about a politician throwing some sort of arachnid at other people. It's all about crustaceans now, get with the times sheeple.
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Sick and tired of this, pols, start throwing snakes
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Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch of harvested ballots.
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Pfft. I remember when Howard Metzenbaum threw a full sized Indian Grey mongoose at Robert Taft during a debate in ‘76. It barely fazed him.