David Brauer: It’s hard to believe that a county commissioner candidate who would loudly rev up a gas mower claiming they’ll all be taken away would also throw a tarantula at someone and set up a fake Grindr account for her ex and commit credit card fraud and fat shame the person she threw the tarantula at

It’s hard to believe that a county commissioner candidate who would loudly rev up a gas mower claiming they’ll all be taken away would also throw a tarantula at someone and set up a fake Grindr account for her ex and commit credit card fraud and fat shame the person she threw the tarantula at

Viral enough for bsky to include the link, it’s suburban Minneapolis: www.kare11.com/article/news...

Hennepin County Board candidate had real estate license revoked for 'fraudulent practices'www.kare11.com After Hennepin County Board candidate Marisa Simonetti was charged with assault, KARE 11 learned that she previously had her real estate license revoked.

You’ll also be thrilled to know the blue checks now consider her a thirst trap

Everyone* loves a hot mess. Sure also pouted for her mug shot like she was at Glamour Shots. (*Obviously not everyone)

Such a trout pout she had to deny plastic surgery

That is a glorious detail. It keeps getting better!

and that is more important to her than anything having to do with her county.

I clicked on the link thinking "this has gotta be Edina" and I was not disappointed!

What a wild ride

Appropriate that suburban Minneapolis is Edina #Hornets!Hornets!

There is now video of The Tarantula Incident, which is also the name of my new band

SHE HERSELF RETWEETED THE VIDEO

Edina’s Catastrophe Woman will not be denied!

Isn't "Edina's Catastrophe Woman" the first single from The Tarantula Incident?

Modern America is everyone sharing the same video, one labeled "FREEDOM" and the other "unhinged"

When a Carnahan closes, a Simonetti opens

I feel immense shame that I could explain this to someone not extremely online

I need to go back to bed

I haven’t lived in MN in over 35 years and I still thought to myself ‘That’s in Edina, isn’t it? Gotta be Edina…’

she really nailed the conservative "describe criminal behavior generically to make it sound harmless" schtick lol THE GOVERNMENT: here's a list of her scams HER: I guess if you forget to hand someone a business card one time the government destroys your life smdh (thx @internethippo.bsky.social)

Median Minnesota Republican

Mean ragequeen

Always great to see median voter theorem references

Stop sending people to the hellscape and post the news here pls www.kare11.com/article/news...

Hennepin County Board candidate had real estate license revoked for 'fraudulent practices'www.kare11.com After Hennepin County Board candidate Marisa Simonetti was charged with assault, KARE 11 learned that she previously had her real estate license revoked.

This sounds specific.

hopefully

We're fat-shaming tarantulas now because of woke

Will no one think of the poor arachnid?

"It is unclear whether the person who actually owns the home knew Simonetti rented the room. At some point, the arrangement became very contentious" No really?

🍿🍿🍿Details please!

www.kare11.com/article/news...

Hennepin County Board candidate had real estate license revoked for 'fraudulent practices'www.kare11.com After Hennepin County Board candidate Marisa Simonetti was charged with assault, KARE 11 learned that she previously had her real estate license revoked.

Wait what who where why when.

See, this is why BS isn't a functional replacement for that place yet

We just need to start to post links here and encourage reporters to double post www.kare11.com/article/news...

Hennepin County Board candidate had real estate license revoked for 'fraudulent practices'www.kare11.com After Hennepin County Board candidate Marisa Simonetti was charged with assault, KARE 11 learned that she previously had her real estate license revoked.

Truth but God it sucks going over there.

I haven't looked since it became X

That’s some straight up Florida Man Energy. I expect nothing less from Edina.

Whaaaaat?

Wait what? It's more likely

Depends. It’s a Republican, right?

Florida is a hell of a drug

I—wait what? Where?

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