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I see your Japanese Caribbean and raise you the New Filipino/Malaysian Empire

*visions of outrigger canoes sailing up the Thames and into Valencia harbor, sacking the cities*

yeah this checks out

President Xi, please

god i wish

is quebec chechnya, spiritually

the greatest thread in the history of forums etc

if nobody has me i know @billkezos.bsky.social has me

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quebec : chechnya :: alberta : ukraine

Alberta certainly has enough Ukrainians for that

Aside from the separation of Korea, I'm fine with this

heading down to the orlando demilitarized zone, still got great theme parks

Where would you place the 38th parallel in this case

On my bawls

If you can believe it about as much thought as went into the original 38th parallel

I hold a disdain for how little you view of my thought processes

It's shrodinger's insult because whether it's an insult or a compliment really depends on what you believe

I mean i think America should be Japan given all the crimes

slamming the commit button, pivoting 720 on the shop stool, slamming the merge to main fork button, pivoting 1080 on the shop stool, slamming the grab beer from minifridge button

i don't want to live in this world... also, why does China get Vancouver Island?!

This reminds me, I need to get some Japanese cigars on vacation

just the fact that i thought this was real shows you how serious this is

Half of Americans wouldn’t know where this is.

I’ve always described that little swath of land as America’s Mongolia and it’s funny to see someone else call it that.

What did Korea ever do to deserve that

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syngman...

Syngman Rhee - Wikipediaen.m.wikipedia.org

yeag

is greenland the US (alaska)

ive been saying this

- Mexico? 🤔

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